Steve Davis

[vulture]

losing 7-2 in the first round and playing terrible.Man is a legend he is now 52 why go on?

 

[Kosh]

He's a massive Magma fan too, guess he must be potty.

ahem

bum bum

Kosh

 

[Kosh]

cue some other snooker jokes:

or perhaps I should give it a rest?

or perhaps I could chalk up a few more?

or you could give this whole thread a swerve?

or indeed just take a break?

Kosh

 

[Kosh]

Just to clarify... Magma!

A band so prog, even their pets were prog.

YouTube - MAGMA POP2, French TV, November 28th 1970

If you can get through that clip alive, then you've done very, very well.

a suspended bridge too far, even for this pot (he he) head.

snookered.

Kosh

 

[Kosh]

ok Kosh errrmmmm "in off" already.

ha ha ha ha hilarious, still got it... oh yeah!

Kosh

Kosh

Kosh

Kosh

 

[clapham_gull]

Lovely bloke, when I met him he was dressed in only his underpants.

 

[Kosh]

Right this thread sucks, hence the need for some all out ROCK!

Oh yes indeedy doo...

YouTube - LESLIE WEST Of MOUNTAIN - Mississippi Queen

That's me at the end of the clip, heellloooo ladies!

Kosh and Roll baby Kosh and Roll!

 

[Kosh]

Rock and Roll... Rock and Roll.

Oh yeah!

YouTube - Cressida - Asylum

Note how Rainbow stole from this (ending riff), to produce this:

YouTube - RAINBOW LIVE IN MUNICH 1977 - Kill The King

and hereth endeth todayeth's lessoneth.

Remember kids: Long Live Rock and F'ing Roll!

and never, ever play Snooker.

Kosh

 

[Timbo]

I read somewhere I think that it was a choice of either playing or commentating and he couldn't stand the thought of listening to John Parrott going on about horse racing for 2 weeks!

 

[Marshy]

Hes still in the top 32 in the world and qualified so clearly good enough to play.

With this theory everyone bar about 3 players should give up as Only Ronnie can win or maybe Higgins...

 

[Kosh]

Nah, still sucks!

I won't rest until this witless thread lies in utter ruin amongst the ashes of my freshly trashed (US built) fender Strat!

500 posts of nothing but ROCK!

Behold, for I am now hewn into the living rock of NSC!

YouTube - Spinal Tap - Stonehenge

Kosh

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Perhaps he still plays because he enjoys it?

 

[vulture]

lost 10-2 to someone that in his heyday Davis would of beat

 

[pasty]

I don't get it. Why would simply getting older make someone less good at snooker than when they were younger. I mean, it's not like it's a real sport where you have to be young, super fit and energetic now is it.

 

[Wardy]

I don't get it. Why would simply getting older make someone less good at snooker than when they were younger. I mean, it's not like it's a real sport where you have to be young, super fit and energetic now is it.

Eyesight and Stamina to start.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I always thought he was a massive soul and funk fan?

 

[vulture]

stephen Lee makes 1066 look like karen carpenter