[Football] Stay classy Crawley- and if Crawley Town FC were a dish?????????????

[Sussexscots]

If Crawley were a food/drink? It would be Buckfast. IMO.

If you pose daft questions to your fanbase, don't get wrapped round the axles when you don't get the answers you wanted.

 

[BN9 BHA]

 

[TugWilson]

Q : If Crawley Town FC were a football team , what kind of football team would they be ?.

A : A petty little team , a green with envy poisonous grimy soiled little team , a team so low on the social and evolutionary scale as to only appear above the amoeba on the intelligence scale because the amoeba was having "a bad day" . In short a team that is so dumb that actually playing football is 3rd on their list of things to do on the pitch behind seeing how much bodily fluids they can expel and deciding which of the opposition players to assault next .

 

[keaton]

Crawley Town accused of breaking Modern Slavery Act by former employee

Crawley Town have been accused of breaking the Modern Slavery Act by a former employee

www.theguardian.com

 

[essbee1]

Crawley Town accused of breaking Modern Slavery Act by former employee

Crawley Town have been accused of breaking the Modern Slavery Act by a former employee

www.theguardian.com

Throw them out of the football league - sell the ground to pay fines and put homes on the land.

 

[GT49er]

Indeed.

We had a thread on this very topic the other day.

She's been sacked for good reason.

Good reason? Well.it certainly seems to be a minority opinion.

Like a broken clock, even a shit club can be right twice a day

Question would be, was this the twice a day you refer to?

 

[Eeyore]

Throw them out of the football league - sell the ground to pay fines and put homes on the land.

Might be a good idea to hear the case first....

 

[SweatyMexican]

Might be a good idea to hear the case first....

I’ve heard enough. Turn it into a car park.

 

[essbee1]

Might be a good idea to hear the case first....

No, no, no - we can't let details like that get in the way of a good hiding.

 

[um bongo molongo]

Lost from 3-1 up with 22 mins to go.

With an OG “winner” in the 99th minute.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Enjoy League 2 you ****s

 

[hampshirebrightonboy]

Lost from 3-1 up with 22 mins to go.

With an OG “winner” in the 99th minute.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Enjoy League 2 you ****s

Noticed our friend Jay Williams wasn’t playing. Just checked he’s moved to MK Dons. Perfect club for the wanker

 

[AZ Gull]

Lost from 3-1 up with 22 mins to go.

With an OG “winner” in the 99th minute.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Enjoy League 2 you ****s

Kamari Doyle assisted Crawley's 3rd goal (to put them 3-1 up) and was then substituted one minute later. Glorious!

 

[Cheggers]

Noticed our friend Jay Williams wasn’t playing. Just checked he’s moved to MK Dons. Perfect club for the wanker

Who also lost today. Lovely drop of wallop.

 

[Hamilton]

Lost from 3-1 up with 22 mins to go.

With an OG “winner” in the 99th minute.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Enjoy League 2 you ****s

Shame. I like to see Sussex clubs doing well.

We’re not still whining about a tough challenge that a few years ago we’d have been applauding (if it were our player)?

Let it go.

 

[keaton]

Shame. I like to see Sussex clubs doing well.

We’re not still whining about a tough challenge that a few years ago we’d have been applauding (if it were our player)?

Let it go.

I like Sussex teams doing well. That lot can feck off to Surrey

 

[Jackthelad]

Shame. I like to see Sussex clubs doing well.

We’re not still whining about a tough challenge that a few years ago we’d have been applauding (if it were our player)?

Let it go.

They are not like us. They know it, and we know it. There is nothing Sussex about them, they don't belong. Crawley should be cut out of the map and relocated to Slough or Luton or Tower Hamlets or something.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

They were upset with the same ref today who was the muppet when they came here. Karma

 

[GT49er]

Kamari Doyle assisted Crawley's 3rd goal (to put them 3-1 up) and was then substituted one minute later. Glorious!

Yep, they probably should have kept him on!

 

[Soton Seagull]

What a shame. Oh well!

 

[nsclurker]

Shit sandwich. Without the bread.