State A Lie About Yourself

[Bwian]

I love Ann DeVagi because she is really a football fan, wants Falmer to go ahead but has to pretend she doesn't in case she pisses off her lesbian love interest Melanie Cunttress.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Anne De Vechi is the sex

I want to shag her.

 

[Biscuit]

I'm black. I'm rich. My sisters dead.

Who on earth am I?

 

[junior]

I killed someone last night.

 

[brighton2win]

i died last night

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I dont like taking men into my mouth

 

[smudge]

I love Palace & hate Jordans tits!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

My father is George W Bush.

 

[Les Biehn]

I hate big titties.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

My wife is a lesbian because I have a 3 inch knob

 

[Les Biehn]

My wife is a lesbian because I have a 3 inch knob

That is a lie. Your wife's lesbianism is nothing to do with you 3inch knob.

 

[Trufflehound]

I played Grumpy in the 1939 Walt Disney version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I am a season ticket holder at Selhurst park and have a small cock.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Can I just say this is the first time Ive ever been on television

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I do not think Pete Doherty is a twat

 

[Trufflehound]

Can I just say this is the first time Ive ever been on television

No, I'm sorry, we haven't got time.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I am working extremely hard this morning!

 

[Hampden Park]

i am not reading this thread

 

[Stinky Kat]

I am in charge of the penguin house at london zoo

 

[London Calling]

I am a Penguin