[Albion] Stabaek chairman confirms Brighton are trying to sign Emil Bohinen

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Look at the face on it, miserable cow

How much grinning constitutes as normal for you?

FFS

 

[AmexRuislip]

How much grinning constitutes as normal for you?

FFS

Just say of we did buy him.
Wouldn't he be known as a Norwegian Blue

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Just say of we did buy him.
Wouldn't he be known as a Norwegian Blue

If you have a link for the boxing would you mind PM ing me?

 

[AmexRuislip]

If you have a link for the boxing would you mind PM ing me?

No problem, mind how you go silver surfer

 

[Stat Brother]

Indeed.

For starters, photo of WAG/HAB is essential. Oh, and a show-reel. Nearly forgot that.

FFS.

I note Swansman's use of 'we'. The overwhelming power of osmosis?

The fact that it took till #14 for the most relevant information to be eeked out sickens me to the core.

 

[Swansman]

I'll do better next time, Papa Brother.

 

[Stat Brother]

I'll do better next time, Papa Brother.

It's ok we all need to learn.

When I finally get a juicy morsel of prittle-prattle you'll see the template.

 

[Bozza]

Here's one [MENTION=435]Stat Brother[/MENTION] made earlier, for the newbies...

This is so important it needs to be a STICKY, we all have a responsibility.


Thread title - Just the players name.

Opening post

1 - The rumour
Preferably the important bit copied and pasted, irrespective of language, then link to full rumour.
2 - Link to the players wiki page
C - YouTube highlights reel.
4 - Link to the players Transfermarkt page with accompanying comment of 'would be a steal at £2.35m'
5 - WAG photo.
6 - FIFA rating card thingy (I'm to old for that nonsense so won't hold you to this one, but the kidz will)
7 - A new entry 'Twitter Followers'.

Less than 5 minutes of copy 'n' pasting and YOUR rumour thread is likely to result in the player being singed.

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?368286-Jan-transfer-specific-rumour-thread-template

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

This is all very well, but where is his Fut-head ?

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

And I know Season Ticket holders at Stabaek, and they all think he is shitehouse.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Whoosh! You really need to learn to understand NSC irony and sarcasm

And the 6 others that gave him a thumbs up.

 

[phoenix]

Dear Bozza,

Would it be possible to BAN stat for a couple of day's . Just to give him a chance to meet his family.
He will never upstage BG (his laptop doesn't go so wrong) and i would suggest they are as bad as each other ! (with constant bullshit) . I realise i am not allowed to speak of other nsc users but i feel this will help the whole community and stats family will thank me.

Feel free to ban me for 20 minutes .

cheers phoenix.

 

[wealdgull]

This is all very well, but where is his Fut-head ?

https://www.futhead.com/20/players/11773/emil-bohinen/

 

[backson]

Son of Lars

If that’s so, I sat next to his mum on a flight from Oslo to London back in the 90s. She was mighty pretty.

 

[Triggaaar]

Dear Bozza,

Would it be possible to BAN stat for a couple of day's . Just to give him a chance to meet his family.
He will never upstage BG (his laptop doesn't go so wrong) and i would suggest they are as bad as each other ! (with constant bullshit) . I realise i am not allowed to speak of other nsc users but i feel this will help the whole community and stats family will thank me.

Feel free to ban me for 20 minutes .

cheers phoenix.

I can tell this is a heartfelt plea phoenix, and it comes from a good place, rather than one of malice. Unfortunately, Bozza is caught between a rock and a hard place, as he regularly receives similar pleas from Stat's family, begging that he never be banned.

 

[sydney]

I can tell this is a heartfelt plea phoenix, and it comes from a good place, rather than one of malice. Unfortunately, Bozza is caught between a rock and a hard place, as he regularly receives similar pleas from Stat's family, begging that he never be banned.

made i chuckle did that ...

 

[AZ Gull]

If that’s so, I sat next to his mum on a flight from Oslo to London back in the 90s. She was mighty pretty.

He's not son of backson rather than son of Lars, is he?

 

[Cesar Chavez]

Starbucks, not content with ruining football, are now into football?

 

[Medwayseagull]

Isn't he the lead chracter in the tv series " Hell on wheels " ?

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Naylor says he is on trial at Sheffield Utd.