squad devolpment

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

i was thinkin earlier bout mickey adams n who he shud bring in

n i thought not many need replacing coz da 1s dat left didnt play regularly last yr sooooooo

the areas i think we need 2 devolp in r

we need

a charlie oatway style player 1 dat goes in where it hurts

a dean hammond sorta player 1 who niks goals

n a left bak or a centre bak coz lynch can go at left bak aswell

i think we can get promoted nxt yr i know ite a tall order

but ite achievable

mickey knows n i know n most of u know

it will b hard

it mayb scary

but if we go ryght 2 da the end

dat will make all the difference in yor life

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

and in English?

 

[JJ McClure]

I av no clu wot u on bout

 

[Gully]

Kanchelskis?

 

[Skidmarks]

Is this some sort of wordsearch?

 

[Gully]

Not sure, but I think the language might be Serbo Croat.

 

[nail-Z]

i was thinkin earlier bout mickey adams n who he shud bring in

n i thought not many need replacing coz da 1s dat left didnt play regularly last yr sooooooo

the areas i think we need 2 devolp in r

we need

a charlie oatway style player 1 dat goes in where it hurts

a dean hammond sorta player 1 who niks goals

n a left bak or a centre bak coz lynch can go at left bak aswell

i think we can get promoted nxt yr i know ite a tall order

but ite achievable

mickey knows n i know n most of u know

it will b hard

it mayb scary

but if we go ryght 2 da the end

dat will make all the difference in yor life

Someone's been f***ing about with your keyboard. You might want to get that fixed.

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

i was tryin 2 say wot areas we need 2 devolp in dats all nuthink 2 important ok ignore the first bit da bottom bit is most important ok

 

[Gully]

Most of us on here have English as our first language, we do however welcome posts from those who don't, hopefully someone can decipher your posts and make some appropriate comments.

 

[The Merry Prankster]

If we ignore you, will you go away?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

it mayb scary



dat will make all the difference in yor life

scary all the difference in my life

 

[Horsham Gull]

i was thinkin earlier bout mickey adams n who he shud bring in

n i thought not many need replacing coz da 1s dat left didnt play regularly last yr sooooooo

the areas i think we need 2 devolp in r

we need

a charlie oatway style player 1 dat goes in where it hurts

a dean hammond sorta player 1 who niks goals

n a left bak or a centre bak coz lynch can go at left bak aswell

i think we can get promoted nxt yr i know ite a tall order

but ite achievable

mickey knows n i know n most of u know

it will b hard

it mayb scary

but if we go ryght 2 da the end

dat will make all the difference in yor life

who let the 12yr spotty teenage with there mobile phone on here?

 

[Gazwag]

i was tryin 2 say wot areas we need 2 devolp in dats all nuthink 2 important ok ignore the first bit da bottom bit is most important ok

It may be hard to grasp but you are using a keyboard not a mobile phone, please imagine you are doing your English GCSE

 

[Horsham Gull]

please imagine you are doing your English GCSE

didnt think they hit puberty yet so isnt that a bit advanced?

 

[Black Country Seagull]

bloody hell have i suddenly become dyslexic

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

it is called txt language ite a modern day thing or do u all sit in dark rooms n do nuthink lol
and that means laugh out loud

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

surely people use 'txt language' cos with texts you have a limited amount of characters

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

thank u sum 1 who knows wot it's like ur koool my frnd

now lets show these people wot text language is

txt bk text back

dat- that

ru- are you

 

[clapham_gull]

it is called txt language ite a modern day thing or do u all sit in dark rooms n do nuthink lol
and that means laugh out loud

Unfortunately it's only people in live in dark rooms who communicate like that.

Whilst it maybe the way you "type" on your mobile, you have a qwerty keyboard in front of you and they have existed long before your phone.

Unless you actually talk like that (which I doubt) I suggest you do what happens generally in the "modern world" of the internet.

Whilst there may be an excuse to abbreviate words on a restricted input device like a phone, there isn't really one when you type on a computer keyboard.

Unless of course your only means of communication is via texting, which on the whole is very, very sad.

 

[binky]

thank u sum 1 who knows wot it's like ur koool my frnd

now lets show these people wot text language is

txt bk text back

dat- that

ru- are you

I think everyone knows what txt is.
It's just that most of us prefer to use the full richness of the English language, the language of Chauser, Milton and Shakespeare, rather than voluntarily stunt our own communication.

Communication is all that sets us apart from the apes.
I for one would rather not regress.