Spurs crisis!!!

[Lammy]

What about saturday evening?

There are no flights Saturday Evening. I thought it was going to sweet. Just nip off to Gatwick after the game and get the comapany to pay for my train ticket!

No flights after 1:00pm though.

Although the wife has just come up with this beauty!

London (LHR)
Depart 20:20
Terminal 4 to Amsterdam (AMS)
Duration: 1hr 15min

Amsterdam (AMS)
Depart 10:40 to Atlanta (ATL)
Duration: 10hr 0min

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Atlanta (ATL)
Depart 17:35
Terminal N to Minneapolis (MSP)
Duration: 2hr 51min

Minneapolis (MSP)
Depart 21:05
Terminal L to Amsterdam (AMS)
Duration: 8hr 5min

Amsterdam (AMS)
Depart 14:15 to London (LCY)
Duration: 1hr 15min

cost = £313

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Dear Lammy,

I am your long lost great uncle Albert. You are the only relative I have left who might still be speaking to me, ever since the unfortunate incident with the chicken. I am very ill at the moment, and I'm in urgent need of life-saving medical treatment. I have booked into Guys Hospital on Saturday 9 January, but need someone to help me with the arrangements for admission.

Could you possibly drive me to the hospital on that day and ensure that my personal belongings are safely stored in my bedside locker?

If anything goes wrong during the operation, you'll find my will and the keys to the house in the blue carrier bag.

I'm sorry to have to ask for your help, but I really have no-one else to turn to and I would hate to come to the end of my sad life without making one last effort to reconcile myself to someone in the family.

Your very contrite Uncle Albert.

PS I guess it's hardly surprising that none of the vegetarians in the family have ever forgiven me.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Amsterdam (AMS)
Depart 10:40 to Atlanta (ATL)
Duration: 10hr 0min

Why do you have to be a member of the AMS?

Surely season ticket holders should get priority for flights to important meetings?

Knight OUT!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Lod B is on form today!

 

[Lammy]

Dear Lammy,

I am your long lost great uncle Albert. You are the only relative I have left who might still be speaking to me, ever since the unfortunate incident with the chicken. I am very ill at the moment, and I'm in urgent need of life-saving medical treatment. I have booked into Guys Hospital on Saturday 9 January, but need someone to help me with the arrangements for admission.

Could you possibly drive me to the hospital on that day and ensure that my personal belongings are safely stored in my bedside locker?

If anything goes wrong during the operation, you'll find my will and the keys to the house in the blue carrier bag.

I'm sorry to have to ask for your help, but I really have no-one else to turn to and I would hate to come to the end of my sad life without making one last effort to reconcile myself to someone in the family.

Your very contrite Uncle Albert.

PS I guess it's hardly surprising that none of the vegetarians in the family have ever forgiven me,
















Just print that off - and show it to your boss.

This is the sort of creative thinking I need!

 

[binary]

Why do you have to be a member of the AMS?

Surely season ticket holders should get priority for flights to important meetings?

Knight OUT!

And then A&K contributors!!

 

[Lammy]

GAME SHOT!!!!

Just been given permission to travel on the Sunday!!!

 

[Marshy]

Lammy - Face it your f***ed

Until I read your post !

 

[CHAPPERS]

Excellent, you can buy me a beer.

 

[Lammy]

Excellent, you can buy me a beer.

 

[Marc]

Lammy - Face it your f***ed

Until I read your post !

eh? 4minutes AFTER he said he could go

edited now that you've edited your post in Lammys response with his post.....oh bah!