Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Sandwiches at a football. Unbelievable.
How do you feed your children at lunchtime? Soup? We're not allowed to take flasks. Pies? They're destined for a life of obesity. Likewise burgers or hot dogs which may be full of unspeakable offal.
A lunchtime kick off on Boxing Day sounds the ideal time to take turkey sandwiches for the kids to me.