Spider!

[SirDouglasLoft]

f*** that. I turn into a proper PUSSY when it comes to spiders!

 

[SUIYHP]

What is wrong with you lot? Spiders are amazing creatures!


rats however...

 

[blue'n'white]

Some of you are EVIL bastards
This thread should have a warning on it

 

[GNF on Tour]

Deadly spiders in portslade....cum on.........

i was collecting fire wood on a camping trip in the blue mountains in nsw on my way back to the campsite with my bundle of wood in my arms i felt a slight stinging sensation in the centre of my chest , when i reached the tent i dropped the wood next to the fireplace and pulled the front of my shirt out .........to reveal a huntsman spider about the size of a cd clinging to my chest,scared the living shit out of me i must confess.....

A Huntsman bit me on the back of my calf whilst I having breakfast on a balcony in Bronte Beach (Sydney) a few years back, think it was living on the back of one of the plastic chairs. Scared the crap out of me seeing this big orrible spider glued to the back of my leg, coffee and bacon went flying everywhere.

 

[OzMike]

I was tidying up the shed a couple of months ago and reached into a corner with the dustpan brush, when I felt a light tickling sensation on the back of my hand. I slowly withdrew my hand to find a redback crawling across it I calmly went outside holding my arm up and with a short sharp gust, blew it off. I then proceeded to shudder a rub the back of my hand and be thankfull that she was in a walking mood and not a biting mood.
I don't like to kill things unless there is no choice and Hunstman spiders keep the cockroach population down.

 

[Chicken Run]

That fake widow is exactly the type that caused me to mount the pavement and lose control of my van last week on Hove seafront! The fucker crawled across my chest, and at that point the car and other road users were no longer a priority lol

 

[Simster]

Christ on a bike.

 

[sydney]

i may be incorrect but i believe that is a huntsman with brood......... loverly ain't they



there is only one thing werse than a big crawly spoiders and that is fuckin cockroaches(the big flying ones).......'orrible kaants .....berrrrrgh..!!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

They're just insects Seen scarier looking spiders down some birds drawers

 

[sydney]

They're just insects Seen scarier looking spiders down some birds drawers

thought you would a seen more in their mirrors...............haaaaaaa..

 

[highway61]

have always had a phobia over spiders. had one on bedroom wall and a mate drove 3 miles to get rid for me. i could not sleep in there for day even though it had gone. i can break out in sweats and if cornered have been physically sick. even this thread had me thinking of closing windows. trust me, i'm no sissy, but real phobias are not nice

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

well f*** THAT for a laugh!

ps- i'm on the 4th floor........can/will spiders CLIMB that high?

 

[hornet]

Is this one in a swimming pool?

 

[Gerbil]

have always had a phobia over spiders. had one on bedroom wall and a mate drove 3 miles to get rid for me. i could not sleep in there for day even though it had gone. i can break out in sweats and if cornered have been physically sick. even this thread had me thinking of closing windows. trust me, i'm no sissy, but real phobias are not nice

They petrify me too. But i doubt my mates would drive 3 miles to get rid of one for me

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

thought you would a seen more in their mirrors...............haaaaaaa..

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Freak.

 

[sydney]

any time darlin'

 

[upthealbion1970]

Sam, there's loads of fake black widows in my garden at the moment...they're f***ing horrible little bastards and really aggressive.

Got some of them in newhaven as well, have had them for couple of years ranging in size from "look it's only a little one" upto about 3 inches across - I'm also allergic to them which ain't fun seeing as 7yr old son and my mrs use me tocatch the fuckers

 

[Spiros]

Deadly spiders in portslade....cum on.........

i was collecting fire wood on a camping trip in the blue mountains in nsw on my way back to the campsite with my bundle of wood in my arms i felt a slight stinging sensation in the centre of my chest , when i reached the tent i dropped the wood next to the fireplace and pulled the front of my shirt out .........to reveal a huntsman spider about the size of a cd clinging to my chest,scared the living shit out of me i must confess.....

Lovely country though Australia is, that is one of the reasons why I could never live there. I prefer countries where my species is at the TOP of the food chain

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I went for a pee in the bush on Fraser Island and noticed that I was peeing into a rather large cobweb. There was then a rather quick movement from something large and hairy. Needless to say, I retreated hastily. :shudder:

I'm not overly scared of spiders, but that one took me by surprise. Always look at what your peeing at before unleashing the flow!

I shared an outdoor toilet and an outdoor shower with two rather large spiders in the Cloudforest of Ecuador. We opted not to kill them as they were there before us and they did a bloody good job of eating lots of flies and mosquitoes.

 

[matt]

You wouldn't like my garden Sam, I have millions of types of arachnids, which I feed by smearing poo about to attract flies.

I bet your neighbours love you; a garden full of shit, flies and spiders