Spam Email Names - great aren't they?

[Mrs Coach]

My main email account (freeserve or whatever they call themselves now) lets all sorts of SPAM through. I just love some of the names of the spoofers. I might adopt some of them as psuedo.... suuudoon.... you know, a fake name!

Mrs C.

Ayda Armbruster - always says 'Hi'
Brenden Cleek - also says 'Hi'
Jeffy Abramo - wants to give me 'more money'
Lottie Elson - Oh, no she's real, from the Argus!
Ganesha Gail - funny enough - says 'Hi'
Jutta Tammaroo - Also a friendly 'Hi'
Fabius Vangieson - LOVE THIS ONE! 'Hi'
Yardena Stabler - she want's to DENIZE me?
Celandine Schantz - says 'Snowbal' .... eh?
Guendolan Thong - I kid you not! - says 'News!' must be real!
Kenton Tracy - is ready to give me a loan!
Chalice Maravilla - wants to give me 'good 718'
Gervasius Harbaugh - wants to give me 508

but my favourite today must be
Arianrhod Probert who simply says 'Stark'

Indeed!

Just call me Mrs Probert. Arianrhod if we're friendly.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Mr Klemens Schaeffer said 'Hi' and attached a file, which I dare not open.

Ms Annabel Halberg, also said 'Hi'.

A very friendly bunch obviously.

Although, Mr Dirk Schunzel offered me cheap Viagra. How on earth did he know!?

 

[Mrs Coach]

Dirk Shunzel? Now there's a brilliant Porn Star name if ever I heard one! lol!

 

[Mrs Coach]

I am VERY taken with Arianrhod (pronounced Arri Anne Ro - if I'm reading my Welsh correctly!) I'm about to make a work call (testing customer service reactions) so I'm going to be Arianrhod Vangieson.

"um, can you SPELL that please"?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I have just received one from Mr Bertram Winters - blatently stolen from a Bronte novel!

Apparently I should buy some shares in PRG Group Plc.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Yes, it's Ari Anne Ro - Van Gee Son!

Simple really!

 

[Mrs Coach]

I have just received one from Mr Bertram Winters - blatently stolen from a Bronte novel!

Apparently I should buy some shares in PRG Group Plc.

Have you not already bought yours? I got mine AGES ago!

Mrs Vangieson.

 

[Curious Orange]

harietta oliy - wants me to "Become a SUPERLOVER tonight!"

 

[Mrs Coach]

Before I get nagged at for posting a 'Mrs Nesbitt' over the garden wall post here's some albion news.

Lil' Coach is now with the Albion 'gifted players' youth coaching programme! Recommended by his school coach. Very proud.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Chen Martten: Heven f*er Laaast long?
D2etector: make seeecx explodeee!
Lisa-Cartty: Hey old friend!
Olga: Looking For S__xxx!

They sound so facinating as i delete them each morning.

 

[Mrs Coach]

harietta oliy - wants me to "Become a SUPERLOVER tonight!"

Must be true. Any Oily people are 'superlovers!'

 

[NMH]

Chen Martten: Heven f*er Laaast long?
D2etector: make seeecx explodeee!
Lisa-Cartty: Hey old friend!
Olga: Looking For S__xxx!

They sound so facinating as i delete them each morning.

Been doing a little porn browsing there BH?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Have you not already bought yours? I got mine AGES ago!

Mrs Vangieson.

Well done. I have been busy sending my bank details, passwords et al, even my telephone to far off countries in Africa. I am currently waiting for my account to be credited with a combined total of $122,000,000 US Dollar.

Your friend.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Well done. I have been busy sending my bank details, passwords et al, even my telephone to far off countries in Africa. I am currently waiting for my account to be credited with a combined total of $122,000,000 US Dollar.

Your friend.

Ooooh, can I have your friends email address? I would also like to help shift six hundred million dollar for a small ten percent cut?!

 

[tedebear]

tell me about it - I've just been cleaning out 19,678 spam emails from our server....

Carlos beaver
Stephen Hardon
Annabelle Rings


Bloody annoying since i can only delete it page by page (and theres a max of 999 per page)

 

[Mrs Coach]

Carlos Beaver! Brilliant!

 

[sussexfatboy]

Kudret Massey is

"Showing girls all the things they been missin . . . "

 

[Mrs Coach]

Kudret Beaver is a better name. He'd REALLY be showing them girls!

 

[dunno]

symbol:hot has just said that she/he will see me in Miami! Freida Munoz says 'her he mining' ? oh and Vincenz Maurizio wants me to become a SUPERMAN Lover.....hmmmmm tempting!

 

[Mrs Coach]

I think I've heard from Freida before!
Now I know she's not true to me! lol!