Spaghetti - Hoops or Regular??

[Leekbrookgull]

When i saw the thread title and essentially NSC being football related i thought it was about QPR !

 

[MJsGhost]

True. But what do you call the bottom tine on my forks, which I have ground down to a sharp edge so I can use them to cut up things? (Sausages etc)
Is it a fife, or a knork?

Choose fife? What would Renton say?

Personally, it's knorks all the way for me

 

[Swimboy64]

Poke em both up your arse

 

[Bob!]

Baked beans are acceptable but surely no adult is eating spaghetti, hooped or otherwise, from a can in 2024.

But maybe in 2004?