Southwick Tunnel shut any info ?

[LamieRobertson]

That is a very good point, bollocks to a y theory's , why do they have to close both tunnels every time, very annoying having yo go round everytime.

given this time it effected both carriageways it was inevitable

 

[Fungus]

The problem was compounded by the fact that it's a twisty tunnel (curved and on an incline). Getting the lining done properly was a nightmare.

According to dougdeep, they used fluoride toothpaste to reduce cavities and strengthen the enamel lining.

 

[Questions]

I used to deliver to the tunnel site when it was being built, and most of the delays were because of the chalk, which resembled toothpaste was so difficult to cut through and shore up. There is no secret base in there. Honest.

Well you would say that wouldn't you.
You disappeared from here for a while didn't you ?

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Sailed through there tonight. Nothing suspicious to report.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Saw a sailing boat floating through there. Very suspicious.

 

[Boys 9d]

I note that the Hindhead Tunnel today has a contra flow due to emergency repairs. It seems to be a lack of foresight or will at Southwick!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Saw a white bearded man pointing to the the sky. Very inconspicuous.

 

[Canonman]

Driver reported entering the Southwick Tunnel only to exit one end of The Dartford Tunnel. So something strange happens in there.

 

[Insel affe]

Driver reported entering the Southwick Tunnel only to exit one end of The Dartford Tunnel. So something strange happens in there.

Strange indeed.....

Ive noticed when you drive through heading east bound you go from a modern cosmopolitan Brighton into some kinda time warp that is Shoreham and Lancing and you go further back in time the further east you go..... Strange indeed

 

[Leighgull]

Strange indeed.....

Ive noticed when you drive through heading east bound you go from a modern cosmopolitan Brighton into some kinda time warp that is Shoreham and Lancing and you go further back in time the further east you go..... Strange indeed

Err..are you sure about your easts and wests there fella?

 

[Insel affe]

Err..are you sure about your easts and wests there fella?

Nope your right, proves what a numbskull I am then...

damn fool is I

 

[Insel affe]

I see it closed again this month for two nights......

Why ?

It has to be the most clean and well maintained tunnel in the world....

Unless.....

 

[Brovion]

I see it closed again this month for two nights......

Why ?

It has to be the most clean and well maintained tunnel in the world....

Unless.....

It happens every month. As I mentioned last month, either it is THE worst designed/constructed tunnel in Western Europe requiring constant attention, or there really is a government installation behind all those doors.

 

[LamieRobertson]

I see it closed again this month for two nights......

Why ?

It has to be the most clean and well maintained tunnel in the world....

Unless.....

nah was another party...tunnel parties are all the rage

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I heard a rumour that they are a pair of "Stargates"

 

[supaseagull]

There's a secret installation underneath them...but ssh don't tell anyone (else)

 

[Sam-]

Apparently aliens live there. Go check it out.

It's just so the aliens don't pay stamp duty on their nuclear bunker. Thought everyone knew.

 

[Giraffe]

In many tunnels built in the last twenty years your radio works in it because they built an aerial through it. Dartford Tunnel is an example. Southwich Tunnel was built later but no such thing. Presumably didn't want anything jamming their underground base.

For what it is worth I have been saying for years that this is the case. I used to live in Mile Oak and strange things happened near that tunnel, strange things.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In many tunnels built in the last twenty years your radio works in it because they built an aerial through it. Dartford Tunnel is an example. Southwich Tunnel was built later but no such thing. Presumably didn't want anything jamming their underground base.

For what it is worth I have been saying for years that this is the case. I used to live in Mile Oak and strange things happened near that tunnel, strange things.

Very strange indeed. I mean, my radio works in there, yet you say there's no aerial. How sinister is that?

 

[Don Tmatter]

For what it is worth I have been saying for years that this is the case. I used to live in Mile Oak and strange things happened near that tunnel, strange things.

Such as? Pm me if you prefer