Southwick Soldiers Here

[southwicksoldier]

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[Parson Henry]

Easy 10 your title has gone.

 

[Man of Harveys]

TAST OUR SOLES.

Taste arseholes? What have you heard?

 

[Cian]

Southwick "Soldier" and yet I guarantee he'd be running off to mammy after a few nights in Belfast or Basra...

 

[chez]

Well f*** me, do any of you old people have a f***ing life to get on with? All you do is spend hours on these forums chatting shit about us! I mean sort it out yer....If any of you were to come down the square I guarentee you would take a change of underwear with you! You get all mouthy on here talkin about us and what you would do to us.....But if your gonna do something why not get on with it intsead of having your little convos through the net??!! Seriously though - Sort it out. AND BEFORE U ASK YES I AM A SOUTHWICK SOLDIER BUT AS ALL OF US ARE GETTING TOO OLD TO BE MESSING ABOUT U WONT BE SEEING MUCH OF US UNLESS ITS A FRIDAY NIGHT WHEN U TAST OUR SOLES.

 

[chez]

Southwick "Soldier" and yet I guarantee he'd be running off to mammy after a few nights in Belfast or Basra...

He'dbe running off to mummy after a night in Brighton, let alone Basra!! Stupid little cock.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

6/10

Spelling needs to be worse, and needs use of text langauge.

 

[Parson Henry]

Southwick "Soldier" and yet I guarantee he'd be running off to mammy after a few nights in Belfast or Basra...

more like a few nights when it gets really dark...boo!

 

[Parson Henry]

He'dbe running off to mummy after a night in Brighton, let alone Basra!! Stupid little cock.

Didn't know you knew him so well.

 

[Hampden Park]

Well f*** me, do any of you old people have a f***ing life to get on with? All you do is spend hours on these forums chatting shit about us! I mean sort it out yer....If any of you were to come down the square I guarentee you would take a change of underwear with you! You get all mouthy on here talkin about us and what you would do to us.....But if your gonna do something why not get on with it intsead of having your little convos through the net??!! Seriously though - Sort it out. AND BEFORE U ASK YES I AM A SOUTHWICK SOLDIER BUT AS ALL OF US ARE GETTING TOO OLD TO BE MESSING ABOUT U WONT BE SEEING MUCH OF US UNLESS ITS A FRIDAY NIGHT WHEN U TAST OUR SOLES.

2/10 must try harder

 

[B.M.F]

f***ing quality post I am in Southiwick on regular occasions but you all seem to run off when I turn up.

 

[Dave the OAP]

quite a decent first post, reasonably articulate, slightly homophobic references , all in all worth a 7/10



I like the chippy on Southwick Square - does a decent fish supper. Doesnt sell mushy peas though


That's of course after you have had to fight your way through the Southwick Soldiers......of course after 9 its much better as they have all been called home to bed by their mums.

 

[Easy 10]

Easy 10 your title has gone.

I can't compete with that. I'm hanging up my, errr....fingers.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Have you ever seen a bloke with an ET t-shirt going into a bookies?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

AND BEFORE U ASK YES I AM A SOUTHWICK SOLDIER BUT AS ALL OF US ARE GETTING TOO OLD TO BE MESSING ABOUT U WONT BE SEEING MUCH OF US UNLESS ITS A FRIDAY NIGHT WHEN U TAST OUR SOLES.

Whoever you are, I LOVE you!!!

 

[colinpants]

 

[Eggmundo]

Hello. Can I join? I live in Lancing but I'm allowed on the train as long as I'm back before 9.
Will there be punch and pie?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

You might regret that statement as I am sure your post count might increase when the ASBO kicks in.

 

[B.M.F]

Southwick Soldier,

I am guessing that you are at least Captain material because everytime I think about you I stand to attention :safeway2: :safeway2:

 

[sullyupthewing]

Tough lot them soldiers in southwick,it must be murder putting up with suicide bombers and rocket propelled grenades, and we must not forget the land mines.
I take my hat off to your bravery, now go home and see your mummy, she has made you some nice beans on toast and when you have eaten them all up that includes the crust, then you can watch deal or no deal, but only if you are good.