Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...same-chance-of-getting-to-work-20160808111961
Train strike leaves commuters with roughly the same chance of getting to work
A FIVE-DAY train strike has left commuters with about the same chance of getting to work as usual.
Services on Southern lines are cancelled due to industrial action, instead of not arriving because of signal failures, a horse on the track or non-specific general shitness.
Brighton-based Nikki Hollis said: “I thought I might as well come to the station anyway, as the arrival of trains seems to be determined more by the cosmic forces of fate than any sort of timetable.
“At least if one doesn’t come I know there’s an actual reason. It’s the not knowing that kills you.”
A Southern rail spokesman said: “Officially we are in the grip of the longest train strike in 50 years. However if you really need to travel you may as well give it a go.
“There may be some trains floating around ‘in the system’ that we don’t know about. We don’t really keep tabs on that sort of thing.”
Train strike leaves commuters with roughly the same chance of getting to work
A FIVE-DAY train strike has left commuters with about the same chance of getting to work as usual.
Services on Southern lines are cancelled due to industrial action, instead of not arriving because of signal failures, a horse on the track or non-specific general shitness.
Brighton-based Nikki Hollis said: “I thought I might as well come to the station anyway, as the arrival of trains seems to be determined more by the cosmic forces of fate than any sort of timetable.
“At least if one doesn’t come I know there’s an actual reason. It’s the not knowing that kills you.”
A Southern rail spokesman said: “Officially we are in the grip of the longest train strike in 50 years. However if you really need to travel you may as well give it a go.
“There may be some trains floating around ‘in the system’ that we don’t know about. We don’t really keep tabs on that sort of thing.”