I've just got mine over the phone. I got the impression there's very few left, no idea how many as I thought asking banal questions that mattered not to me would block up the phoneline.
I bought my ticket on-line on Tuesday, does anyone know how long they take to send them out!!!
We are putting the 1901ers in the VIP suites that don't actually overlook the pitch - I have some string quartets booked to entertain them whilst the ruffians kick a football about. I have been training stewards to carry them from the priority parking to their seats so that their shoes don't get wet. I am having trouble finding people to open, turn the pages and read the programmes to them - any volunteers?
54 years, 7 months, 3 weeks and 3 days.
It's a bally disgrace.
I'm not in the 1901 club, but I'm demanding Saints send a sedan chair to my house to carry me across town to the ground.
I trust you can facilitate this...
You should be getting your work order in the next few days. You are a carrier, not a "carried". Lack of 1901 status relegates you to "scum". I will arrange the issue of the cap, doffing, for the use of.
Duly noted. I shall grow my fringe over the next 10 days to allow for forelock tugging.