South African Miner loses leg in tragic accident

[Hiney]

"This is a disaster for me" he said

"who on earth wants a one-legged gold-digger?"
















"Not me" said Paul McCartney



*coat*

 

[Frutos]

When I read the title I assumed it was a joke of some kind, but didn't immediately grasp what it would be about.

Made me laugh, in any case.

 

[surrey jim]

 

[Trigger]

 

[aftershavedave]

2/10 very good

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=76277&perpage=20&pagenumber=2

.....I believe they are usually released around mid June and explain what team is playing who and when ...

 

[Hiney]

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=76277&perpage=20&pagenumber=2

.....I believe they are usually released around mid June and explain what team is playing who and when ...

Ha Ha Ha

ooops

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Good on yer Hiney.

I still laughed the second time anyway !

 

[Sam]

on the same note....


As part of the divorce settlement, Heather McCartney has demanded a plane. Paul has agreed, and also sent a ladyshave so she could shave the other leg as well!!!

 

[aftershavedave]

and another one:

what's the similarity between arsenal and heather mills?

no amount of money could buy another leg.....

 

[chez]

I thought it said South African Minger loses leg. I was thinking "Aren't they all?"

 

[bhaexpress]

Excellent

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I hear Paul Mccartney brought Heather a plane for Her birthday.
























and a bottle of Immac for the other leg.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I hear Paul Mccartney brought Heather a plane for Her birthday.
























and a bottle of Immac for the other leg.

Fixtures on the same thread! This must be a record

 

[Sam]

I hear Paul Mccartney brought Heather a plane for Her birthday.

and a bottle of Immac for the other leg.

fixtures! haha

by the way, it is BOUGHT not BROUGHT. You crazy fool.

 

[Sam]

Divorce is upsetting, but Heather McCartney has really landed on her foot.