Soup

[Meade's Ball]

I just bought some pea & lettuce soup that i'll eat tonight. Does that sound shit or wot?

 

[aftershavedave]

that sounds f***ing rank. lettuce soup??!!

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Ohh I'd hate to live in your house tonight with all that methane floating around. I take it you don't smoke

 

[Wardy]

Pea and lettuce soup!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you sure about that?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Yeah i know.
But, every Covent Garden soup of the month that's veggie i have to try. Tis an internal law. Like pointing at a dog shit in the street.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

It's gonna taste of salt

 

[Meade's Ball]

I've just checked. It's only 4% lettuce. 27% pea.
Phew.

 

[The Large One]

What? Dog shit in the street? Mmm.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Tis an internal law. Like pointing at a dog shit in the street.

I don't like the idea of pea in soup. Everytime I hear it I think someone has actaully done a pee in it.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Lettuce and pea sound a bit iffy, but better than the world's worst - carrot and coriander!

 

[tedebear]

Pea makes me think of swimming pools...

You don't swim in your toilet so please don't pee in the pool!

 

[Hampden Park]

I've just checked. It's only 4% lettuce. 27% pea.
Phew.

whats the other 69% made up of then?

 

[Meade's Ball]

There's something about a great big dogshit that i sometimes like the look of. On Monday in Richmond Park, i saw some rabbit poo, a few horse-mounds and some deer pellets, but none of them are as majestically sickening as a massive, steaming dog-dump.

 

[aftershavedave]

There's something about a great big dogshit that i sometimes like the look of. On Monday in Richmond Park, i saw some rabbit poo, a few horse-mounds and some deer pellets, but none of them are as majestically sickening as a massive, steaming dog-dump.

and all of them probably taste better than lettuce and pea soup!

 

[zefarelly]

pea and ham is good

but lettuce ?


personally I favour a good quality tomato soup with fresh basil

 

[Easy 10]

I didn't think there was any such thing as pea soup. I was under the (mistaken) impression that it was a legend, a fallacy, an old wives tale only spoken of in hushed tones around flickering firelight by grizzled old mountain-folk in faraway lands.

"Arrrrr, twas a pea-souper, so it was. Arrrrr."

 

[Pavilionaire]

Chef: "I've come up with a new soup. See that pot? Unzip your trousers and aim..."

Sous chef: "What flavour is it?"

Chef: " Let us pee".

 

[Lush]

It's gonna taste of salt

Yep. If it's Covent Garden Lettuce and Pea soup. You might as well swim in the sea with your mouth open. Same taste of brine and sewage.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I like it Lush - Channel & Chive. Mmmmm...

 

[Yoda]

but better than the world's worst - carrot and coriander!

I used to think that sounded rank until I tried it at christmas last year. You can really taste the coriander more than carrot.