"Under no pressure, Lawrence sent the ball looping and spinning over his own keeper into the far corner of the net...............
Blink once.
Blink twice.
Go berserk!"
I think it is hilarious that Simon got kidnapped a good two months before his wedding. Even his fiancee was in on the act, packing a small bag which was smuggled to his mates.
Just think what they are going to do to you on your real stag do, Coxy.