Sophie Ellis-Bextor or Charlotte Church?

[Simster]

You have issues my friend. Bjork is a f***ing bow wow. All of her, not just the face.

Bizarrely enough, I've MET both Bjork and Bextor and both look proper tasty in the flesh.

So shut your f***ing noise, Les.

 

[Les Biehn]

Bizarrely enough, I've MET both Bjork and Bextor and both look proper tasty in the flesh.

So shut your f***ing noise, Les.

Just because you have seen them in the flesh it doesn't mean that your dodgy taste in birds is suddenly resolved. Bjork is still ugly.

 

[Simster]

Just because you have seen them in the flesh it doesn't mean that your dodgy taste in birds is suddenly resolved. Bjork is still ugly.

Are you seriously telling us that you wouldn't NAIL Bjork? She'd get textbook intercourse, make no mistake about it.

 

[Trufflehound]

Biddy Baxter

 

[Les Biehn]

Are you seriously telling us that you wouldn't NAIL Bjork? She'd get textbook intercourse, make no mistake about it.

She looks like an eskimo bull dyke.

 

[Artois]

Definately Church.

Bextor has a wierd face.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Are you seriously telling us that you wouldn't NAIL Bjork? She'd get textbook intercourse, make no mistake about it.

I'm with Sim here. Bjork is proper lovely.

 

[Trufflehound]

A scene like that in Australia would set all the shark alarms off.

"Danger! Get out of the water NOW!!"

 

[Man of Harveys]

Are you seriously telling us that you wouldn't NAIL Bjork? She'd get textbook intercourse, make no mistake about it.

I'd f*** anything European as you well know, but I don't fancy that PIG.

(I'd still make her "sssh...ssshh" though.)

 

[Les Biehn]

I'm with Sim here. Bjork is proper lovely.

I think we are fully aware my standards are low but she is just a moose.

 

[Simster]

I'm with Sim here. Bjork is proper lovely.

I like you. You rate Kylie with her smashing arse, you wisely point out that Bjork is proper tasty, and you get shit-faced at the CRICKET to the extent that you need assistance in order to get home.

Well played.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You have issues my friend. Bjork is a f***ing bow wow. All of her, not just the face.

I am normally in agreement with Les on these kind of issues, but he is very very badly wrong on this one. Sure she' a bit of a kook and she dresses like a martian, but she has the most beautiful face.

Many girls are sexy, or fit, or pretty, or cute. Not many are beautiful.

 

[Trufflehound]

Many girls are sexy, or fit, or pretty, or cute. Not many are beautiful.

Not many eat puffins either.

Imagine what that does for your oral technique...

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Church is comfortably in the lead at the moment.

But it ain't over until the fat lady sings.

 

[Easy 10]

Not many eat puffins either.

Imagine what that does for your oral technique...

Dunno why, but that hit the spot.
My shoulders are bouncing, and I can't pick up the phone now.

 

[robbied69]

I still remember when I was a teenager a Gerri from the Spice Girls was in her Union Jack Dress, now that was amazing.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Not many eat puffins either.

Imagine what that does for your oral technique...

 

[REDLAND]

SEB by a country mile !!!

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Just to end the argument.........

 

[Fourteenth Eye]