Sophie Ellis Bextor found dead

[Wozza]

Headbutted to death in the apartment of a French footballer.

Apparently it was murder on Zidane's floor...

 

[CHAPPERS]

That joke is at least 3 years old.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I didn't even know they were dating.

Tragic.

 

[Dave the OAP]

best laugh I have had for ages

 

[sunshine]

 

[Scoffers]

laugh?

nope, sorry, didnt find that funny at all, must be an old git

 

[Da Man Clay]

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

my sides hurt!

 

[aftershavedave]

not bad at all 7.5/10

 

[Hiney]

That joke is at least 3 years old.

Indeed - still raises a chuckle though

 

[Captain Pugwash]

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

9.3

 

[Wilka]

Recycling is something I normally support but not in this case

 

[Man of Harveys]

Talking of old jokes, I think, in honour of Afters' forthcoming nuptials this weekend, we should all have a big celebratory NSC "handjob".

 

[Trufflehound]

I bet she had a cat that looked like Hitler.

 

[Northstander]

But what was she doing in Zidanes house, I though he had a bird?


Serves her right for being there in my opinion!

 

[Seagull Stew]

I'm surprised you forgot to mention that Michael Jackson was also discovered dead in the same apartment.

This time it was "Blood on Zidane's floor"

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

 

[Frutos]

 

[Father Jack]