Sophie Dahl vs Nigella Lawson

[John Bumlick]

They look ridiculous together

to be fair, anyone would look ridiculous in those pointy boots and that shiny suit.

 

[defrocked priest]

Now I have to go bang one out.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Definitely the once-fat Dahl, over the currently-fat Nigella.

Sophie 100%

 

[Husty]

Bur does Dahl talk dirty throughout her show? It all hinges on that because aesthetically I prefer Miss Dahl

 

[beorhthelm]

dahl. you have to worry that Nigella is a couple of cakes away from being simply fat.

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

whenever i hear mention of lawson, i can't help but think of her dad...

...and, if that happened mid-hump, the results could be disastrous.

Whenever I hear mention of this young upstart, I think of Dahl's puppies, sorry to disappoint but they're not hers, they're her Grandad's. Nigella's the winner in the puppy stakes.

 

[Normal Rob]

Bur does Dahl talk dirty throughout her show? It all hinges on that because aesthetically I prefer Miss Dahl

no - not at all. She doesn't stroke things suggestively either. I read a review that had it spot on (sic) 'Nigella appears to men, Sophie will appeal to single women facing yet another night in and want to cheer themselves up with a nice bit of food indulgence'

 

[Sillwood]

dahl may seem nice but a) she was expelled from school b) she has appeared in BANNED adverts

Dahl it is then

 

[Martinf]

They look ridiculous together

But looking on the positive side she can rest her pint on his head while he's doing the business.

 

[Ding Dong !]

I'd go for Nigella purely on the size of her norks !!!!! and what I'd like to stick between them.

 

[brakespear]

Definitely Dahl.

 

[captainmorganrum]

 

[Dover]

Lawson over Dahl anyday.

 

[Husty]

no - not at all. She doesn't stroke things suggestively either. I read a review that had it spot on (sic) 'Nigella appears to men, Sophie will appeal to single women facing yet another night in and want to cheer themselves up with a nice bit of food indulgence'

Well that settles it then, Nigella might be fat but she spends the whole show trying to seduce me, and therefore wins.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Since this is a culinary thread... Isn't Dahl something that often gets spread over, er, Currie?

Now, there's a thought.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Nigella all the way, with cream, special cream I make especially for her.

 

[clapham_gull]

Personally I'd rather watch someone who had actually been trained how to cook, unless either of them have the potential of Delia Smith which I doubt.

So very much so, neither. You might as well get Rolf Harris presenting a cookery programme.

I'm not a fan of the "lifestyle" cooking genre and that includes Jamie Oliver with his fake home and Nigel Slater.

I'd rather watch Delia, Ramsey or the Hairy Bikers who I think are brilliant.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

But looking on the positive side she can rest her pint on his head while he's doing the business.

Voted Nigella btw - as she's getting a bit creamed in the poll..

 

[vulture]

always loved lawson she is fit

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Voted Nigella btw - as she's getting a bit creamed in the poll..

My poll (sic) would be definitely up for creaming her.

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