[Albion] Songs you do like being sung at Brighton games ...

[zefarelly]

GOSBTS Obviously

Get into them, **** em up!
We're shit, and we know we are

Too many from the late 80's and 90's I've forgotten.

I do recall an odd father Abraham 7 sons song,maybe 88 ish, with a left, with a right etc.

 

[Weststander]

Keeping up, are you keeping up.

(Great imagination by an Albion fan somewhere, mocking Adkins failed mind games, to the tune of KC & The Sunshine Band. Loved it).

 

[Trelford Mills Guide Dog]

GOSBTS (going up to win the cup ).
Sea ... clap, clap, clap, clap ... gulls (repeat).
Hark now hear ...
Walking in a Murray Wonderland.
Sea, sea, sea-siders.
Doo, doo, doo, doo ... ****ing useless.
Doo, doo, doo, doo ... Matty Ryan.
We’ve got Knockaert ...
Ain’t nobody like Shane Duffy ...
You burned your town down ...
Build a bonfire ...
We are Brighton, super Brighton, from the south ...
**** off Pompey, Pompey **** off ...
We’re going to Wembley, we’re going to Wembley, you’re not, you’ re not ...

Great songs no longer applicable;
Oh Stevie Sidwell ...
Conor GOLD-son ...
Oscar Garcia, he drinks sangria ...
Clark / Hans is evil (repeat).
He shot, he scored ...

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking

She said, "**** me like we ****ed Bin Laden" (ow waah)
That girl was a freak
She said she wanted me to **** her harder than the military

****ed Bin Laden
****ed Bin Laden
****ed Bin Laden

She wanted to **** me harder than the US government
****ed Bin Laden

Aah, she was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur
That said again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban
Then a tunic
She said "Invade my cave with your special unit"
I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
She demanded that I **** her like we

****ed Bin Laden
****ed Bin Laden
****ed Bin Laden

She wanted to **** me harder than the US government
****ed Bin Laden

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harboring a fugitive (That ass)
And my justice will be punitive (I'm a smash)
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go
She tells me to go low then looks down and says I gotta
"Terrorize that pussy"
"Gotta terrorize that pussy"

So I did it, improvised some crazy shit
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
She said "You've finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean"
I yelled "Geronimo" then took some pictures for posting
The President called, he said "Congratulations Connor"
I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?"
He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden,
I gots to know how you ****ed her like we"

****ed Bin Laden
****ed Bin Laden
****ed Bin Laden

I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to **** her like we ****ed Bin Laden
Ohh this girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact
Just like the now the world-famous attack that ****ed
Osama Bin Laden

Still zero thumbs up for your efforts. Perhaps this is because we have never hard this shit at a Brighton game. Try some Smith's lyrics....because heaven knows I'm misrable now.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Alleluia ..... Alleluia-Alleluia.

My old mate Father Paul told me this was his favourite.

How is Father Paul? Not seen him since Withdean......

Hope all's well

 

[Sheebo]

Any idea why go left has died out again?!?!?!?