Songs with Penis in the title?

[Goring Gull]

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Penis Envy - Crass

 

[rool]

The Ken Dodd Classic?

 

[The Large One]

I'm sure somone has done an album called 'The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword'.

 

[Artois]

The ink cartridge in my fountain PEN IS empty - Parker.

 

[Gwylan]

Gotta cock in my pocket - Iggy Pop

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I (re)Member youhooo

 

[rool]

The Ken Dodd Classic?

Found it:-

A penis, A penis, the greatest gift that I possess
Oh I thank the lord that I was blessed
With more than my share of a penis

What a song filled afternoon, coincidentaly the Harlem Gospel Choir has just checked in to the Hotel where I work and some geezer is already singing in the room next to my office

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Penis SIze and Cars - The Audience
Penis Dimension - Frank Zappa
Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song - Eric Idle / Monty Python

 

[Trufflehound]

Detachable Penis - King Missile

 

[Man of Harveys]

Found it:-

A penis, A penis, the greatest gift that I possess
Oh I thank the lord that I was blessed
With more than my share of a penis

What a song filled afternoon, coincidentaly the Harlem Gospel Choir has just checked in to the Hotel where I work and some geezer is already singing in the room next to my office

ROOL, I read that as the Harlem Gospel Choir was singing about A Penis next door. I'd pay good money to hear that.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Detachable Penis - King Missile

CHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN

 

[Faldo]

Sitting on the COCK of a GAY

Not by Otis Redding.

 

[REDLAND]

Your mums got a penis - The GLC

 

[Seagull Stew]

How about Da Vinci's Notebook - Enormous Penis

 

[Rambo]

Any thing by CC PENISton



The Winner....
I thank you.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Dear Penis - Kevin Bloody Wilson

 

[Frutos]

Dear Penis - Kevin Bloody Wilson

KBW is great.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

"Santa Claus you ****, where's me f***ing bike"

 

[Frutos]

You could probably have "My Dick's On The Dole" or "My Dick Just Dialled Your Number" in this category too.

Have you heard "You Can't Say **** In Canada"?

That's a good one of his, as are "Living Next Door To Alan" and "Why Won't Rolf Harris Just f*** Off And Die".