- Jan 3, 2012
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Totally this. The biggest load of pretentious cr@p ever committed to vinyl.
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[Music] Songs which hit number 1 spot in UK you simply don't like.
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Totally this. The biggest load of pretentious cr@p ever committed to vinyl.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Fairground Attraction - Perfect.
Scotch ginger beret - wearing bespectacled sh1te
Scotch ginger beret - wearing bespectacled sh1te
Lee Marvin - Wanderin' Star
Dana - All Kinds of Everything
Christie - Yellow River
Elvis Presley - The Wonder of You
Clive Dunn - Grandad
Dave and Ansel Collins - Double Barrel
Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the west)
Royal Scots Dragoon Guards - Amazing Grace
Donny Osmond - Puppy Love
David Cassidy - How Can I Be Sure
Little Jimmy Osmond - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
Donny Osmond - The Twelfth of Never
Peters and Lee - Welcome Home
Donny Osmond - Young Love
David Cassidy - DayDreamer/The Puppy Song
Alvin Stardust - Jealous Mind
Paper Lace - Billy Don't be a Hero
The Rubettes - Sugar Baby Love
Charles Aznavour - She
The Osmonds - Love me for a Reason
John Denver - Annie's Song
Sweet Sensation - Sad Sweet Dreamer
Barry White - You're the First, the Last, My Everything
Pilot - January
Telly Savalas - If
Bay City Rollers- Bye Bye Baby
Tammy Wynette - Stand by your Man
Johnny Nash - Tears on my Pillow
Bay City Rollers - Give a Little Love
Typically Tropical - Barbados
Silk - Forever and Ever
Brotherhood of Man - Save Your Kisses for me
J J Barrie - No Charge
Demis Roussos - Forever and Ever
Pussycat - Mississippi
Johnny Mathis - When a child is born
David Soul - Don't Give up on us
Deniece Williams - Free
Kenny Rogers - Lucille
The Jacksons - Show you the way to go
Hot Chocolate - So you win again
Brotherhood of Man - Angelo
The Floaters - Float On
David Soul - Silver Lady
Baccara - Yes Sire I can Boogie
Abba - The name of the game
Brotherhood of Man - Figaro
Brian and Michael - Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats & Dogs
Boney M - Rivers of Babylon
Commodores - Three Times a Lady
10CC - Dreadlock Holiday
Rod Stewart - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
Boney M - Mary's Boy Child
Anita Ward - Ring My Bell
Tubeway Army - Are friend's Electric
Cliff Richard - We don't talk anymore
Gary Numan - Cars
The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star
Lena Martell - One Day at a Time
More of an Album listener
Dana - All Kinds of Everything
Christie - Yellow River
Elvis Presley - The Wonder of You
Clive Dunn - Grandad
Dave and Ansel Collins - Double Barrel
Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in the west)
Royal Scots Dragoon Guards - Amazing Grace
Donny Osmond - Puppy Love
David Cassidy - How Can I Be Sure
Little Jimmy Osmond - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
Donny Osmond - The Twelfth of Never
Peters and Lee - Welcome Home
Donny Osmond - Young Love
David Cassidy - DayDreamer/The Puppy Song
Alvin Stardust - Jealous Mind
Paper Lace - Billy Don't be a Hero
The Rubettes - Sugar Baby Love
Charles Aznavour - She
The Osmonds - Love me for a Reason
John Denver - Annie's Song
Sweet Sensation - Sad Sweet Dreamer
Barry White - You're the First, the Last, My Everything
Pilot - January
Telly Savalas - If
Bay City Rollers- Bye Bye Baby
Tammy Wynette - Stand by your Man
Johnny Nash - Tears on my Pillow
Bay City Rollers - Give a Little Love
Typically Tropical - Barbados
Silk - Forever and Ever
Brotherhood of Man - Save Your Kisses for me
J J Barrie - No Charge
Demis Roussos - Forever and Ever
Pussycat - Mississippi
Johnny Mathis - When a child is born
David Soul - Don't Give up on us
Deniece Williams - Free
Kenny Rogers - Lucille
The Jacksons - Show you the way to go
Hot Chocolate - So you win again
Brotherhood of Man - Angelo
The Floaters - Float On
David Soul - Silver Lady
Baccara - Yes Sire I can Boogie
Abba - The name of the game
Brotherhood of Man - Figaro
Brian and Michael - Matchstalk Men and Matchstalk Cats & Dogs
Boney M - Rivers of Babylon
Commodores - Three Times a Lady
10CC - Dreadlock Holiday
Rod Stewart - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
Boney M - Mary's Boy Child
Anita Ward - Ring My Bell
Tubeway Army - Are friend's Electric
Cliff Richard - We don't talk anymore
Gary Numan - Cars
The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star
Lena Martell - One Day at a Time
More of an Album listener
The Darkness - Christmas Time (Don't let the bells end) probably Trumps Queen by miles, but only made #2
Nitram
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Robinjakarta
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Engelbert Humperdinck Release Me. Kept The Beatles Penny Lane/Strawberry Fields Forever off Number One. And while I'm at it, The Green Green Grass of Home by Tom Jones. And anything else for that matter by those two.
albionfan37
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imagine
OzMike
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Too many to chose from, especially the gimmick type ones.
Nine sodding weeks.
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
Anything Beetles utter shite.
looney
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 15,652
At some point a Millennial will see your list and say "wow look at all that crap 80s music".
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 31,525
Having perused this list I can only conclude you are lactose intolerant as it consists almost entirely of cheese.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 73,496
Yup, naff track, naff band.
pearl
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I don't want to go there
This did however allow me to contribute an entry to the Viz Profanisaurus
'Vienna': (1) A single released by Ultravox in 1981 that was kept off the top spot in the charts for a month mainly by the Joe Dolce novelty song 'Shaddup Your Face'. (2) A satisfyingly massive dump that refuses to move despite endless flushing, prodding with a stick or semtex. A non-moving number two.
Brilliant !
Tom Bombadil
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I know it's subjective but some of you have deeply questionable taste in music. Having said that and I know it didn't get to number one but I truly cannot understand what anyone sees in indie also rans The Killers and the dirge that will not die that is Mr Brightside
pearl
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OMG! Never heard this (version) before, but apparently it got to number one, it's beyond dislike
https://youtu.be/JnUOPsjC2qk
https://youtu.be/JnUOPsjC2qk