Songs for Zamora?

[Dirty Dave]

There is only one song...........

When............

TNBA

TTF

This with bells on. There's only one Zamora song although it may need updating

 

[scousefan]

I think the shearer or cole line will have to be updated

Maybe -"when the ball hits the goal he's returned to that role its Zamora"

 

[albionfan37]

when the ball hits the goal its not rooney or kane but zamora................ not quite the same ring but a starter hehe

 

[The Birdman]

Who's! That! Man from Queen's Park Ra-angers?!

and Fulham West Ham Spurs England Bristol welcome back

 

[Robdinho]

when the ball hits the goal its not rooney or kane but zamora................ not quite the same ring but a starter hehe

When the ball hits the goal it's not Chris Ronaldo, it's Zamora

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Please do not change the Shearer or Cole line (you can if you must, I won't though) as

a) it's more accurate then ever

b)if we do, then we need to change other songs lines such as '.....going down Old Shoreham Rd... ' and 'we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen'

c) 'drinking pints of Sherry' demonstrated how a witty and perfectly exicuted football song was turned to shit by changing only a few words

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

When the ball hits the net like a ****in rock-et
That's Zamora
(Thats Zamora)

With the goals that he's scored he's the new Peter Ward
That's Zamora
(That's Zamora)

When the ball hits the goal it's not Shearer or Cole
Its Zamora

Cause we paid 'hundred grand for the best in the land
that's Zamora

(I stand to be corrected, but that's how I remember it, it was a long time ago!)

If anyone can you tube the Dean Martin version for our younger viewers I'd be obliged (preferably the opening scene from The Firm (Gary Oldman)

 

[Billy the Fish]

Der Der Der Der
Bob Zamora

 

[Captain Sensible]

Will we be revising Shearer and Cole or sticking with them?

I think it should be revised, I started a thread on that song. Shearer et al don't play anymore, Zamora is it prolific and we didn't pay a hundred grand.
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?324885-Bobbys-Song

My effort:
When the ball hits the net like a flying (F'ing) Rocket
It's Zamora
There's a cross and its in, it's not Costa again
It's Zamora
like two thousand and one, he is second to none
It's Zamora
& we got him in free coz he didn't wanna leave its Zamora!!

 

[Hiney]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She smears her tits with Flora
When she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Bob Zamora

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

....

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She used to shag ol Nobby
She also shagged Mark Lawrenson
An now she's shagging Bobby

 

[Hamilton]

When the ball hits your head
And you're sat in row Z
That's ...

[emoji28] v good

 

[Hamilton]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She used to shag ol Nobby
She also shagged Mark Lawrenson
An now she's shagging Bobby

So a misogynistic song that is based upon the idea that Bobby would want to sleep with a 90's pop star that the singer is alleging has slept around - that's the fitting tribute?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

When new shirts is your goal,
And 34 years old
Sign ZAMORA

Just keep the guy fit
and keep buying the kit
Sign ZAMORA

 

[Simster]

Who's that man who's played in Europe?
Who's that man we all adore?
Oh Zamora is his name
and he scores a goal a game
and now we're gonna to win the title like before

 

[Perry Milkins]

He is one of our own and now he's coming home, its Zamora...

he hasn't much hair but do we really care, its Zamora...

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Zamora woa-oah
Zamora woa-oah
He came from QPR
Wages weren't a barrier.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

So a misogynistic song that is based upon the idea that Bobby would want to sleep with a 90's pop star that the singer is alleging has slept around - that's the fitting tribute?

It might be, I think she's not a bad looker, I would. I didn't actually name any perticular 'Nobby' so Horton's in the clear. As for Mark Lawrenson, I now retract that as it probably didn't happen, apologies for any embarrassment caused.

Meanwhile, My old man is seeking legal advice as he denies ever telling me to "be a Palace fan"

 

[rippleman]

Andy Naylor's rubbish
He really is so shit
Told us "Bobby's not coming back"
And now he looks a tit