Songs for Robbie Savage

[Simster]

S-A-V
A-G-E
He has got a Lamborghini
With a nick nack paddywick give a dog a bone
Robie Savage, here on loan

Superb.

 

[pasty]

Posh Spice is a slapper
I'd do her some damage

etc etc

 

[strings]

S-A-V
A-G-E
He has got a Lamborghini
With a nick nack paddywick give a dog a bone
Robie Savage, here on loan

That is fantastic

 

[dougdeep]

If Savage can walk into the team and get a song, yet Murray can score 13 goals and still not have one, then it's a poor effort.

Murray, Murray, Murray.
He's in no hurry.
There goes the lino's flag.

Murray, Murray, Murray.
As fast as Currie.
Watching him, is such a drag.

 

[Collar Feeler]

Savage is a nutter
His tackles are just class
Cos when you see one coming
Pooh comes out your arse

 

[Monkster]

Head & shoulders
Conditioner, Conditioner!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

With slight apologies to Gloria Gaynor...

First you were a twat
You were such an arse
Kept thinking “what a cock” each time you dived down to the grass
But I spent so many nights
Watching our inept midfield
I grew strong
I learned that maybe I was wrong

And now you’re here
From gay Pride Park
With your lovely flowing hair you’re sure to make your mark
From the lush turf of Withdean
To the bars of Kemp Town way
You’re going to fit in rather well
As you already look quite gay

Go on now strut, park up your car
Behind the Sportsman
Cause you’re our new superstar
Weren’t you the one who pissed off half the Premiership
Took a dump in Poll’s clean toilet
Cos your guts gave you some gip

Oh yes Robbie
He’ll never dive
The show pony of our midfield
Now I know we’re gonna thrive
He’ll give your shins a kick
But he’s no longer a prick
And doesn’t dive
He doesn’t dive
No no

 

[Moonie]

oh robbie robbie
robbie robbie robbie robbie
You're a c unt

The Winner

 

[Collar Feeler]

With slight apologies to Gloria Gaynor...

First you were a twat
You were such an arse
Kept thinking “what a cock” each time you dived down to the grass
But I spent so many nights
Watching our inept midfield
I grew strong
I learned that maybe I was wrong

And now you’re here
From gay Pride Park
With your lovely flowing hair you’re sure to make your mark
From the lush turf of Withdean
To the bars of Kemp Town way
You’re going to fit in rather well
As you already look quite gay

Go on now strut, park up your car
Behind the Sportsman
Cause you’re our new superstar
Weren’t you the one who pissed off half the Premiership
Took a dump in Poll’s clean toilet
Cos your guts gave you some gip

Oh yes Robbie
He’ll never dive
The show pony of our midfield
Now I know we’re gonna thrive
He’ll give your shins a kick
But he’s no longer a prick
And doesn’t dive
He doesn’t dive
No no

Far too much time on your hands, get out and make some arrests you loafing twat.

 

[Dave the OAP]

der der der di
Robbie Saaaaaaavage
Der der der di
Robbie saaaaaaaaaavage