Songs for Josef Fritzl

[Lady Whistledown]

Or the theme from kids TV show Trapdoor

("Don't you open that trapdoor/You're a fool if you dare/Stay away from that trapdoor/Cos there's something down there")

 

[larus]

Extract from Elizabeth Fritzels diary.

Monday : Stayed in. Dad came down and shagged me.
Tuesday : Stayed in. Got shagged by dad.
Wednesday : Stayed in. Dad shagged me doggy style.
Thursday : Stayed in. Dad wanted a blow-job. Shot all over my face.
Friday : Stayed in. Dad gave my arse a real pounding.
Saturday : Dad took me to watch Palace play. Wish I'd stayed in.

 

[NMH]

Extract from Elizabeth Fritzels diary.

Monday : Stayed in. Dad came down and shagged me.
Tuesday : Stayed in. Got shagged by dad.
Wednesday : Stayed in. Dad shagged me doggy style.
Thursday : Stayed in. Dad wanted a blow-job. Shot all over my face.
Friday : Stayed in. Dad gave my arse a real pounding.
Saturday : Dad took me to watch Palace play. Wish I'd stayed in.

Winnaaahhh!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Posh Spice likes her German food;
Quite partial to a snitzel.
When she's shagging Beckham;
She thinks of Josef Fritzl.

 

[Captain Haddock]

Extract from Elizabeth Fritzels diary.

Monday : Stayed in. Dad came down and shagged me.
Tuesday : Stayed in. Got shagged by dad.
Wednesday : Stayed in. Dad shagged me doggy style.
Thursday : Stayed in. Dad wanted a blow-job. Shot all over my face.
Friday : Stayed in. Dad gave my arse a real pounding.
Saturday : Dad took me to watch Palace play. Wish I'd stayed in.

 

[Captain Haddock]

Sweet Child Of Mine