Songs for Bong

[fat old seagull]

Posh Spice is a slapper, she loves a big black dong,
And when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of Gaetan Bong

Frankly I don't think that is at all fair ........... to slappers!

 

[ArfurW8]

Bing Bong merrily on high?

Might work at Christmas

 

[albion1972]

outhere brothers boom boom change to bong bong let me here you say bong bong

 

[BBassic]

A version of hits from the bong by Cyprus hill?

Is exactly where my mind went as well!

 

[timco]

 

[WhingForPresident]

We absolutely MUST get something going about taking a hit from the Bong that can be sung after a crunching challenge.

 

[Hugo Rune]

To Paul McCartney's Frog Chorus:

Bong, Bong Bong, Gaetan Bong

Repeat etc

 

[pornomagboy]

Bong bong bong let me hear you say waayyyoooo waayyyoooo

 

[Tarpon]

Sung to the tune of The Wicked Witch is Dead after an oppo takes a hit from the Bong eg :

King Bong! The **** is dead. Which old ****? The Palace ****
King Bong! The Palace **** is dead.
Sing up - Albion, praise King Bong and his dreads
Sing up, the Palace **** is dead!

.

 

[sydney]

pass it over to the left hand side
pass it over to the left hand side
give it to Bong(give it to bong)
give it to Bong

musical youth stylie and easy enough for even the dullest to master.

 

[Aristotle]

Bong!
Always takes out man and ball,
He's got the power to know,
He's indestructible,
Always believe in,
Gaetan Bong!

 

[ROSM]

Wouldn't it be more classy if every time he tackles someone the crowd just shouted 'bong' in big Ben stylee?

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

To Fountains of Wayne CLASSIC, Staceys mom.

Gaetan Bong, has got it going on.
He's all I want and I've waited for so long
Baby can't you see, it's just not wrong for me.
I can't see how it's wrong to be in love with Gaetan Bong.

Xxx

Take a bow sir, top effort.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To "it's a long way to Tipperary"

Gaetan Bong plays, the tippy tappy
Gaeton Bong plays, Left back
Gaeton Bong plays, the tippy tappy
He's sweet, he's flair, that's FACT.

Goodbye, Bristol City.
Farewell Leicester yeeeaaahhh

Because Gaetan plays the tippy tappy
And his name, is flairrrrrr.









[Addendum]
I've noted the two liner might work better with

"Goodbye, Olympiakos
Fairwell Valenciennes". (in note to his former clubs).

That is all.

 

[DanRedman]

That would be amazing if we could have half doing the melody and half doing the words if acts what they are.

Turning the Amex into the biggest glee club?!

 

[Nathan]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She has a smelly thong
And when she's shagging Beckham
She things of Gaetan Bong

 

[DumLum]

To the tune of News at Ten

Der de de der (Der Der der der de de)
De de de Der (der der der der de de)
De de
De de
De de
BONG!!!

I admit it needs a bit of work

What about after a bit of flair 'Same old Gaetan taking the p**s'

BONG

BONG

BONG

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Thighs like a truck. Truck truck.
Tackle like ****. **** ****
Gaetam move ya butt. butt butt.
Let me sing it again

He's got thighs like a truck. Truck truck
Tackles like ****. **** ****
All day long
We love Gaetam Booonnng

BABY, That bong ba bong bong.

 

[Norman Potting]

For those of you old enough to remember this a relative of his appears at the 2:00 minute mark.

 

[JCL666]

Cypress Hill OBVIOUSLY....


"Can I get a... HITS FROM THE BONG"

repeat LOTS