[Albion] Songs for Anthony Knockaert

[RM-Taylor]

This Christmas you bought us knockaert
The very next day, we played him away (at hull)
Next year
To save us from tears
Don't sell him to someone special

Change the last line to "We're gonna sign Charlie Austin'.

It fits the rhyme however may be just a bit gay

 

[Craven Wine]

Games without frontiers, it's a Knockeart..

Just shows my age!..

 

[WhingForPresident]

He's gonna knock you aert
Tony's gonna knock you aert
Huuu

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Simples

 

[Seasidesage]

Knowing our luck it'll be

why didn't you sign?
why didn't you sign?
you greedy *******, why didn't you sign?

 

[blue-afro-man]

Knock knock knock knockeart, clap clap clap. (a la knock on wood)

 

[portslade seagull]

What will Aspinal call him? 'Cock art' maybe?

Knockout probably

 

[DavePage]

Knock art is the pronunciation, I think?

Posh spice is a slapper, she really is a tart,
And when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of our Knockaert.



Congratulations to me on 10,000 posts.

she’s got her knockers aert

 

[Giraffe]

Just hum the it's a knockout tune, but hold up a banner saying this is not for Stuart Hall.

 

[symyjym]

Knock, Knock, Knockaert on heaven's door

 

[essbee]

This Christmas you bought us knockaert
The very next day, we played him away (at hull)
Next year
To save us from tears
Don't sell him to someone special

That is sh*te

 

[brightn'ove]

That is sh*te

 

[essbee]

Go and stand in the bloody corner

 

[brightn'ove]

Go and stand in the bloody corner

i'll get my coat

 

[el punal]

That's what Leicester used to sing to him.

Using the annoying "Don't sell Knockaert...you're gonna have a riot on your hands etc" lyrics. Pretty pointless for us to do the same (if we signed him).

I hope not. It reminds me of the desperate times last season when it was the only song (pre-Chris Hughton) that was sung when we were looking to Paddy McCourt to do something, anything, to relieve the mind numbing excuse of footballing entertainment that was being offered up.

 

[jimhigham]

There's the old Peter Gabriel song "Games Without Frontiers" that has a bang up whistling section, one line of lyrics and concludes with "it's a knockout". We really should be able to do something with that, especially with the whistling preamble.

Mind you, I've looked at the real lyrics, which are...

Whistling tunes we're kissing baboons in the jungle
It's a knockout

We really will have to come up with something better than the baboon line. I'm in the middle of a 15 hour night shift though so I can't really think too hard on that right now.

 

[Honky Tonx]

Don't go breaking my Knockaert, I don't have a wooden Knockaert, Achy breaky Knockaert, Shoot that poisoned arrow through my Knockaert.

 

[Munkfish]

Knock, Knock, Knockaert on heaven's door

Was about to post the same.

 

[Acker79]

I'm thinking some sort of re-work of 'Rock Your Baby' by George McCrae

 

[gripper stebson]

Surely a simple 'der, der, der' version of this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hExLsJlaI