I have none, but someone has to start the thread.
(How do you pronounce Knockaert anyway? Is it like a real geezer would say Knockout?)
(How do you pronounce Knockaert anyway? Is it like a real geezer would say Knockout?)
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[Albion] Songs for Anthony Knockaert
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DarrenFreemansPerm
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Knock art is the pronunciation, I think?
Posh spice is a slapper, she really is a tart,
And when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of our Knockaert.
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deletebeepbeepbeep
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A bit presumptuous, no?
- Jul 7, 2003
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They always used to say Ker-nock-airt on TV.
I like this very much, there's something a bit 'Allo 'Allo about that pronunciation.
I like this very much, there's something a bit 'Allo 'Allo about that pronunciation.
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
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With a saff east accent you can easily get away calling him what we're all thinking.
He's a proper.... Knock'aaaaaaT!
He's a proper.... Knock'aaaaaaT!
- Jul 7, 2003
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I also like this though. In my mind, I'm hearing Ray Winstone.
Don Tmatter
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This, lets see the shirt aloft before thinking of songs for him.
AmexRuislip
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Could use the 'achy breaky heart' song, if any of you lyricists can come up with something 
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Rohan Ince.
portlock seagull
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Can someone work Bruno, Tyson and Harry Carpenter into the lyrics. I'm going with a Boxing theme, perhaps we play Rocky on the 23rd or use that as the tune for the new terrace chant?
Der der derrrrr, der der derrrrr...
Der der derrrrr, der der derrrrr...
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Could use the 'achy breaky heart' song, if any of you lyricists can come up with something
That's what Leicester used to sing to him.
Using the annoying "Don't sell Knockaert...you're gonna have a riot on your hands etc" lyrics. Pretty pointless for us to do the same (if we signed him).
portlock seagull
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AmexRuislip
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Ta, I stand corrected
supaseagull
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It won't matter. No one sings
DarrenFreemansPerm
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The French kid or Anfernee would be my guesses.
Knockaert might sing.
brightn'ove
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This Christmas you bought us knockaert
The very next day, we played him away (at hull)
Next year
To save us from tears
Don't sell him to someone special
The very next day, we played him away (at hull)
Next year
To save us from tears
Don't sell him to someone special