[Music] Songs about girls (or boys) with ridiculaous names

[Arthritic Toe]

As a starter I give you Sussudio by Phil Collins. However, I think there is a clear winner in this category.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qBaBb1Y-U

 

[Mr Bridger]

You picked a fine time to leave me Loose wheel.

 

[Ooh it’s a corner]

You picked a fine time to leave me Loose wheel.

And what about those four hundred children he mentions in the next line!

I’ll offer

 

[Barrow Boy]

 

[Icy Gull]

As a starter I give you Sussudio by Phil Collins. However, I think there is a clear winner in this category.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qBaBb1Y-U

Boy named Sue

 

[Icy Gull]

Black Betty is surely no longer acceptable

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

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Sue anyone ?

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Yes Chef]

https://youtu.be/4VDS8uArR0A

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Called her Natasha but she looked like Elsie EC

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[pearl]

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola


https://youtu.be/LemG0cvc4oU

 

[pasty]

Lily The Pink. Could do with a medicinal compound that saves the human race right now!

 

[hart's shirt]

[Verse 1]
(Tracy Jacks) Works in civil service
(Tracy Jacks) It's steady employment
(Tracy Jacks) Is a golfing fanatic
(Tracy Jacks) But his putt is erratic
(Tracy Jacks) Saw a Harley Street doctor
(Tracy Jacks) Who prescribed healthy living
(Tracy Jacks) But he's getting past forty
(Tracy Jacks) And all the seams are splitting

[Chorus]
Every day he got closer
He knew in his heart he was over
"I'd love to stay here and be normal
But it's just so overrated"

[Verse 2]
(Tracy Jacks) Left home without warning
(Tracy Jacks) At five in the morning
(Tracy Jacks) Got on the first train to Walton
(Tracy Jacks) And stood on the seafront laughing
(Tracy Jacks) Threw his clothes in the water
(Tracy Jacks) And ran around naked
(Tracy Jacks) Got stopped by the police
(Tracy Jacks) And escorted back home

[Chorus]
Well, every day he got closer
He knew in his heart he was over
I'd love to stay here and be normal
But that is just so overrated

[Refrain]
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh

[Bridge]
And then it happened on a Tuesday morning
Tracy Jacks bulldozed down the house he lived in
Saying it's just so overrated

[Refrain]
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh
(Tracy Jacks) Woo-ooh, woo-ooh

[Chorus]
Every day he got closer
He knew in his heart he was over
I'd love to stay here and be normal
But it was always overrated

 

[ManOfSussex]

 

[Icy Gull]

Not ridiculous but you are getting two for one on the girl’s name front

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC8N42zOzNs

 

[vegster]

Other versions exist...

 

[Palacefinder General]

In vaguely related news, we have a woman called Valerie in our office and whenever she arrives at work a select bunch of us idiots all sing the Ride of The Valkyries (Valeries) theme in rising crescendo.

 

[pearl]

https://youtu.be/fvp6gseKJS8

Ruby Tuesday

 

[neilbard]

#longlivethewho