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No no, that was right, I remember when that happened back in the sixties.
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Song titles or lyrics that are palpably untrue.
- Thread starter Digweeds Trousers
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No no, that was right, I remember when that happened back in the sixties.
'Wake up it's a beautiful morning' sang the Boo Radleys.
They weren't from Lincolnshire obviously. Haven't seen the sun for weeks. Windy as f***. The postie's a right pikey git and I'm sure I lost some Christmas cards (maybe with cash). Although it's only £2.00 a pint you have to put up with country people staring at you all night long should you ever venture to one of their pubs. The only time I ever get to see hills is when I get back to Sussex.
Boo Radleys - f*** yourselves!
They weren't from Lincolnshire obviously. Haven't seen the sun for weeks. Windy as f***. The postie's a right pikey git and I'm sure I lost some Christmas cards (maybe with cash). Although it's only £2.00 a pint you have to put up with country people staring at you all night long should you ever venture to one of their pubs. The only time I ever get to see hills is when I get back to Sussex.
Boo Radleys - f*** yourselves!
London Irish
Well-known member
"Love will tear us apart again" 
Profoundly untrue, Curtis. That fetish you have for shagging propeller blades is not shared by the rest of us. Try women.
Now cheer up you depressing bastard, Bernard's just about to write Blue Monday and make you a lot of money.
Profoundly untrue, Curtis. That fetish you have for shagging propeller blades is not shared by the rest of us. Try women.
Now cheer up you depressing bastard, Bernard's just about to write Blue Monday and make you a lot of money.
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Sonic The Hedgehog
Oi Lino You're A Disgrace
And I swear
That I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
I think you're being a little economical with the truth there Mr Cobain.
That I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
No I don't have a gun
I think you're being a little economical with the truth there Mr Cobain.
Seagullible
Super Keeper
R. Kelly 'I believe I can fly'
ok, jump off a tall building and we'll see
ok, jump off a tall building and we'll see
Seagullible
Super Keeper
Ultranate claims ' you're free, to do what you want to do'
If this is true then sod the enquiry and lets just build Falmer. If anyone complains we can quote her
If this is true then sod the enquiry and lets just build Falmer. If anyone complains we can quote her
" I can't stand up for falling down " sang Elvis Costello. Bollocks, I have watched hundreds of people this morning on the bus stand up and NONE of them fell down. This song is plainly a pile of elephant wank, UNLESS you are Professor Stephen Hawking I guess.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,358
'Tragedy
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy'
Not when Steps disband it isn't
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy'
Not when Steps disband it isn't
" The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind "
My daughter asked me last night did I know the capital of Peru. I told her I did not, but to pop into the garden as there was a knowledgeable force 4 south westerly breeze according to Michael Fish. Did it tell my daughter the answer was Lima, did it f***. This could be due to the fact that the wind in my garden is mute, or alternatively ALL wind cannot speak.
Has anyone else had better luck? If so could someone ask the nearest gale if that fat fucker Prescott is going to give Falmer the thumbs up.
Ta
My daughter asked me last night did I know the capital of Peru. I told her I did not, but to pop into the garden as there was a knowledgeable force 4 south westerly breeze according to Michael Fish. Did it tell my daughter the answer was Lima, did it f***. This could be due to the fact that the wind in my garden is mute, or alternatively ALL wind cannot speak.
Has anyone else had better luck? If so could someone ask the nearest gale if that fat fucker Prescott is going to give Falmer the thumbs up.
Ta
Hannibal smith
New member
Like a Virgin, Touched for the very first time. squelled Maddonna.
Bollox was she. She had starred in at least 4 bongo flicks when she sung that horse shit.
Bollox was she. She had starred in at least 4 bongo flicks when she sung that horse shit.
Gritt23
New member
Last night I fancied a bit of rabbit stew, and in full knowledge of the line from Chas and Dave
"You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's" which implied that Sainsbury's is well stocked with such a delicacy, I headed on down to my nearest store.
You piggin' liars, they had chicken, pork, fish and many other meats but NO RABBIT. When I questioned a young employee how they had managed to sell out of rabbit when I was led to believe they had plentiful stocks, he just looked at me and muttered, "Rabbit, nah mate, we don't sell that."
"You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's" which implied that Sainsbury's is well stocked with such a delicacy, I headed on down to my nearest store.
You piggin' liars, they had chicken, pork, fish and many other meats but NO RABBIT. When I questioned a young employee how they had managed to sell out of rabbit when I was led to believe they had plentiful stocks, he just looked at me and muttered, "Rabbit, nah mate, we don't sell that."
Barnet Seagull
Luxury Player
Olive told us, "you're not alone".
Try telling that to my goldfish, I left him at home today.
Try telling that to my goldfish, I left him at home today.
Hannibal smith
New member
'If you've got a problem, Yo I'll solve it' Sang Vanilla Ice.
The lying bastard. I didn't see him offering to help when Rebecca loos was wanking off that pig in the farm.
The lying bastard. I didn't see him offering to help when Rebecca loos was wanking off that pig in the farm.
Digweeds Trousers
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Bland Irish f***-nuts Westlife claimed that it was an enjoyable experience:
'Flying without wings'
Drop the smug gobshites out of a plane and see how quick they are to beg for a parachute.
Liars.
'Flying without wings'
Drop the smug gobshites out of a plane and see how quick they are to beg for a parachute.
Liars.
Van Morrison, you delightful Irish son of a shipyard worker with the gritty voice and wise words... this one is utter nonsense.
"Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone
By the winding stream we shall lie and dream
We'll make dreams come true if we want them to
Yes all will come play the pipes and drum
Sing a happy song and we'll sing along"
What were you thinking ?? Bagpipe music does NOT make anyone happy - it usually induces murderous thoughts or at the least unpleasant images of where you would ike to stuff those wretched wailing pipes !!
"Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone
By the winding stream we shall lie and dream
We'll make dreams come true if we want them to
Yes all will come play the pipes and drum
Sing a happy song and we'll sing along"
What were you thinking ?? Bagpipe music does NOT make anyone happy - it usually induces murderous thoughts or at the least unpleasant images of where you would ike to stuff those wretched wailing pipes !!
Heffle Gull
JCL since 1979
Queen again
Fat Bottomed Girls they make the rockin world go round
Apart from the fact the the world does'nt rock, it sort of spins, I think you'll find it the gravitational pull of the sun that makes the world go round, not some bunch of lard arsed birds.
Fat Bottomed Girls they make the rockin world go round
Apart from the fact the the world does'nt rock, it sort of spins, I think you'll find it the gravitational pull of the sun that makes the world go round, not some bunch of lard arsed birds.
The Large One
Who's Next?
Queen yet again...
'Flash, saviour of the universe'. Bollocks, everyone knows it was Arthur Mullard.
'Flash, saviour of the universe'. Bollocks, everyone knows it was Arthur Mullard.
Parson Henry
New member
Starship
We built this city on Rock n' Roll!!!
Now how would that city look like?
Builders with electric guitars instead of trowels?
Sparks with synthesisers instead of fuse boards?
Or...
Buildings crafted out of effigies of elvis, Bill Haley and Jerry Lee Lewis?
We built this city on Rock n' Roll!!!
Now how would that city look like?
Builders with electric guitars instead of trowels?
Sparks with synthesisers instead of fuse boards?
Or...
Buildings crafted out of effigies of elvis, Bill Haley and Jerry Lee Lewis?