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[Albion] Song for VAR



Official Old Man

Uckfield Seagull
Aug 27, 2011
9,119
Brighton
The pressure is on us.
What we do tonight may well be copied all over the country / Europe / World in the future.
So a song or chant or clapping for the VAR.
Feel free to mock.
 








Monkey Man

Your support is not that great
Jan 30, 2005
3,224
Neither here nor there
On the Albion Roar Alan Wares came up with something like "Video Killed the Diving Zaha", which would be quite an enjoyable way to welcome in the new age, circumstances permitting.
 


Gabbafella

Well-known member
Aug 22, 2012
4,907
On the Albion Roar Alan Wares came up with something like "Video Killed the Diving Zaha", which would be quite an enjoyable way to welcome in the new age, circumstances permitting.

Definitely this.
 




A1X

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Sep 1, 2017
20,585
Deepest, darkest Sussex
V-A-R, oo-whoa-o
V-A-R, oo-whao-o
It's shown on the TV
While I run for a pee
 


Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
On the Albion Roar Alan Wares came up with something like "Video Killed the Diving Zaha", which would be quite an enjoyable way to welcome in the new age, circumstances permitting.

I came up with this this morning but have not had a chance to log on until now.
If I say so myself it's brilliant, must be sung.
 










Worried Man Blues

Well-known member
Feb 28, 2009
7,296
Swansea
Que sera sera................... Hey Zaha your VARed, whenever you dive your VARed, you might as well go home right now, hey Zaha your VARed
 








Acker79

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 15, 2008
31,921
Brighton
When the decision inevitably goes against us:

"VAR! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing."

EDIT: Gah! just beaten to it
 




Acker79

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 15, 2008
31,921
Brighton
While waiting for the ref to watch replays:

"I want my, I want my, I want my VAR TV"
 




AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,785
Ruislip

If you want it, I'm gonna be
VAR VAR voom Bloom
If you got it, you got it
You got that Bloom Bloom
If you want it, I'm gonna be
 


Acker79

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 15, 2008
31,921
Brighton
To 'Monster'?

"What's that showing on the TV
Is it Eastenders?
Is it Eastenders?"
 




Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
Someone came up with “You don’t know what your viewing” on another thread.

Brilliant.

Yes, that and video killed diving Zaha.
There will be more people watching this match than would have done, also a lot of press and media attention, any decisions will be shown over and over again at least for tomorrow, would be great if all stands cotton on to it so everyone watching and listening gets it.
Shame The Amex won't be full.
 


Acker79

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 15, 2008
31,921
Brighton
Rather than song, everyone just stand up, turn and point to the big screens (even though they won't be showing the footage)


Someone sat behind the screen needs to have a comically oversized remote control and act like they are trying to change the channel.
 


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