Song for Pritchard!

[StonehamPark]

Jessie J - Price Tag

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

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The boy [MENTION=307]Biscuit[/MENTION] will not be disappointed with that effort!

 

[Napper]

needs to be simple and effective without c words so everyone sings it.

To the tune of burnt your own town.....

You made the wrong choice
You made the wrong choice
YOU GREEDY *******
You made the wrong choice.

 

[blue'n'white]

Just ignore the fat little fvck

 

[Lower West Stander]

His name's Russell Martin.

He gives crap advice.....

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

It's a shame he never joined.

Smack My Bitch Up changed to "Alex Pritchard" followed by a rave would have been fun.

 

[ferring seagull]

Let the guy go, he probably feels pissed off that he listened to RM given from where he may have been viewing things now !

 

[Pevenseagull]

Too many words and it doesn't rhyme.

5 hours later and that still makes me giggle.

 

[whitelion]

The former Spurs trainee told Sky Sports News HQ: "I'm not going to lie about it. I had a good conversation with both clubs and I can only choose one. I apologise for what happened.

"I just left home. I wasn't on the M25, I don't know where that's come from. It's one for the gaffer to talk about, not me. I'm a Norwich player, not a Brighton player. It is what it is. It's football.

"It was a difficult choice. There was interest from both parties. For me it was purely a football decision, and getting to the Premier League, and I'm just here now and can't wait to get started. I think it's the best option for me."

 

[Stato]

You have to say that his decision has turned out good for us. Had he signed for that amount of money, when fit, he would have likely been in the first eleven. This means that Sam Baldock wouldn't have been. If you want to sing anything to him perhaps it should be:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkq7WZTzkLQ

 

[hampshirebrightonboy]

needs to be simple and effective without c words so everyone sings it.

To the tune of burnt your own town.....

You made the wrong choice
You made the wrong choice
YOU GREEDY *******
You made the wrong choice.

Alternatively:

You joined the wrong team
You joined the wrong team
You stupid *******
You joined the wrong team

 

[dazzer6666]

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Brilliant......

 

[Change at Barnham]

You joined the wrong team
You joined the wrong team
You stupid w@nker
You joined the wrong team

Brilliant, it has to be the above.

If not it has to be the old Stevie Foster classic:

Alex Pritchard, Alex Pritchard, what a difference you have made, what a difference you have made! (to be repeated ad nauseam)

 

[Bry Nylon]

Can't help but feel making up a song for him is affording him a little more effort than he deserves.

How about a banner with a picture of his face, then underneath - in time-honoured NSC tradition - the words:

"Well, that went well."

 

[Bry Nylon]

To "Cheer up Sleepy Jean"

Cheer up Alex Pritchard
Oh what can it mean
To be a shit Championship player
In a shit Championship team

 

[robbobhafc]

It could of been you
It could of been you
Alex Pritchard it could of been you

 

[pasty]

Surely a simple few renditions of "You should've signed for big club" would suffice?

 

[Driver8]

It could of been you
It could of been you
Alex Pritchard it could of been you

Have.