[Albion] song for Locadia :-D

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

Saw this on twitter....

Locadia is magic
He wears a magic hat
He could have stayed in Holland but he said nah **** that
Instead he plays with Propper in the famous blue and white
And when we get survival we’ll sing this song all night ohhhhhhhhh

Winner.

 

[jasetheace]

He was a big Dutch striker
His name was Jurgen Locadia
Came here from Eindhoven
To play for the Albion
Taking on our rivals
Playing for survival
He was a big Dutch striker
His name was Jurgen Locadia
Singing
Oi yoi yoi etc

Everybody's doing a brand new dance now
Come on baby, Jurgan Locadia
You know you'll get to like him if you give him a chance now
Come on baby, Jurgan Locadia
He came to Brighton for a record transfer fee
Because he was so good playing for PSV
So come on, come on, Jurgan Locadia's for me
You gotta swing your hips now

Well done to the authors of these. Thread closed as far as I am concerned.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Suburbia, Pet Shop Boys :


Let's watch a game with lots of goals today,

From Loc-ad-ia,

He can score,

With head, or with either foot,

Oh Loc-ad-ia.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

To the tune of Buffalo Soldier

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uMUQMSXLlHM

He was a big Dutch striker
His name was Jurgen Locadia
Came here from Eindhoven
To play for the Albion
Taking on our rivals
Playing for survival
He was a big Dutch striker
His name was Jurgen Locadia
Singing
Oi yoi yoi etc

This actually works, brilliant. Perhaps change the 'playing for survival' line a little to 'Ensuring our survival' maybe or something even more positive please. Really like it though.

Also maybe 'Goals to beat our rivals'

 

[JC Footy Genius]

If he doesn't score a hat trick in his first match ..... 'what a waste of money/record signing, your avin a larf' ?

 

[maffew]

He was a big Dutch striker
His name was Jurgen Locadia
Came here from Eindhoven
To play for the Albion
Taking on our rivals
Playing for survival
He was a big Dutch striker
His name was Jurgen Locadia
Singing
Oi yoi yoi etc

Everybody's doing a brand new dance now
Come on baby, Jurgan Locadia
You know you'll get to like him if you give him a chance now
Come on baby, Jurgan Locadia
He came to Brighton for a record transfer fee
Because he was so good playing for PSV
So come on, come on, Jurgan Locadia's for me
You gotta swing your hips now

Well done to the authors of these. Thread closed as far as I am concerned.

Get rid of Jurgen as its too many syllables, otherwise 8/10 for the first one

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Lo-CAR-dia wo-oah.
Lo-CAR-dia wo-oah.
He came from PSV.
To Sussex-by-the-Sea.