Song for Knocky?

[symyjym]

A Song for Anthony Knockaert

https://youtu.be/P-MAoQ1m3fw

Anthony Knockaert
Your penalty broke my heart
And I know you didn't mean to mis
But it really took the pi55
And they went on and won
three one

 

[Stato]

This is a song about a superhero named Tony
It's called Tony's Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tULhhAO1udg

 

[Dirk Lehmann's Python]

We've got Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert. I just don't think you understand. He's Chrissy Hughton's man, he's better than Zidane, we've got Anthony Knockaert!!

Why so much obsession with copying other clubs? "Chrissy" Hughton FFS who calls him that?

It's like songs that reference "BHAFC", unimaginative shite

 

[matski_98]

Why so much obsession with copying other clubs? "Chrissy" Hughton FFS who calls him that?

It's like songs that reference "BHAFC", unimaginative shite

I must have missed the post with your contribution. What was it again?

 

[The Kid Frankie]

Why so much obsession with copying other clubs? "Chrissy" Hughton FFS who calls him that?

Alan Brazil.

Agree that it's unimaginative though.

 

[dazzer6666]

Alan Brazil.

Agree that it's unimaginative though.

Stan Collymore. Must be a Talkshite thing.

 

[thisistips]

A der, ser , der version of this with a shout of 'Knockaert' at the end of each bit!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hExLsJlaI

This is genius. Hard to get started I expect.

I also like the idea of the Gary hart song with Knocky Heart .

Or, how about a bit of Welsh. To the tune of Oggi Oggi Oggi. Knocky Knocky Knocky Heart Heart Heart. Now that would be easy to start.

 

[RM-Taylor]

We love Knockaert. Anthony Knockaert. We just don't think you understand. Cos you can't stop Knockaert. Anthony Knockaert. He's the best f* cking winger in the land!

We've got Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert. I just don't think you understand. He's Chrissy Hughton's man, he's better than Zidane, we've got Anthony Knockaert!!

This could get confusing as this is already Beram Kayal's chant which I've heard a few times this season, first time was away at Reading.

We've got Kayal,
Beram Kayal,
We just don't think you understand,
He's Brighton's midfield man,
Better than Zidane,
We've got Beram Kayal

 

[Munkfish]

it was only about five herberts in front of me in Block F.

Up and down like a bloody Jack in the Box, spent most of the match looking around one of them in order to see the game (if only we could bend light), with his permanently outstretched arms, reeking of a heady mix of Fosters, cheap body spray and wee-wee.

if they haven't heard Liverpool fans already singing it, they don't want to know.

Dont be a ****. I know the people you mean, at least they seem to make an effort in what is most of the time a pretty lifeless couple of blocks.

But you carry on slagging off fellow fans who were having a go at getting a bit iof an atmosphere going.

 

[The Albion Roar]

Dont be a ****. I know the people you mean, at least they seem to make an effort in what is most of the time a pretty lifeless couple of blocks.

But you carry on slagging off fellow fans who were having a go at getting a bit iof an atmosphere going.

I knew there was going to be some chump who came up with this twaddle.

'They're trying to create an atmosphere...' No they're not. They stand up at random moments with a 'look at me' arms stretched out pose without trying to sing or create an atmosphere. They just stand there with no consideration for anyone else.

Similarly, everyone else can do have a go at creating an atmosphere sitting down - just not them.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Threads like these are evidence of why we have about 4 songs at home...

 

[Simster]

http://dcfcfans.uk/topic/21742-anthony-lockeart/

Lolz, PLEASING to see.

 

[humpy]

To the tune "two by two "
The gallic prince of albion:hurrah hurrah
He came to us from bel-gium : hurrah hurrah
He twists them left , he twists them right
Makes the whole defence look f**king site
He's brigh-ton Hove albion's
Anthony Knock-eart

 

[Mackenzie]

I had a little chuckle at the "is this a fire drill" chant aimed at the early leavers in the wsu, probably the loudest chant of the night up there.

 

[SB005]

We've got Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert. I just don't think you understand. He's Chrissy Hughton's man, he's better than Zidane, we've got Anthony Knockaert!!

We've got Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert. I just don't think you understand. He is the best by far, much better than zaha, the best f*****g winger in the land!!!

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Has to be the Bonnie Tyler tune...

Once upon a time I was at Withdean
But now I'm always at Falmer
And all I want to see
Are the magic tricks of Anthony Knockaert
Once upon a time there was shite in my life
But now there's only class on the park
All I want to see
Are the magic tricks of Anthony Knockaert

Turnaround Brighton, every one of us who love Knockaert
Turnaround Brighton, every one of us who love Knockaert


When we sing the "Turnaround" lyric the whole of the North Stand should turn round on the spot. Turning to the left on the first lyric and then to the right on the second one. It would look incredible.

 

[New Seagull]

I've got one to the tune of "Brighton and hove Albion, we're top of the league" (hopefully we will sing this again towards the end of the season)

He runs on your left
He runs on your right
Anthony knockaert, he'll beat you all night

 

[dazzer6666]

I've got one to the tune of "Brighton and hove Albion, we're top of the league" (hopefully we will sing this again towards the end of the season)

He runs on your left
He runs on your right
Anthony knockaert, he'll beat you all night

I like that......easy to remember, could be sung quickly or slowly, with corresponding arm movements too. Maybe 'to' rather than 'on' ? Sounded great directed at Mitchell Johnson in the Ashes tests.....

 

[dazzer6666]

https://youtu.be/3LE34IjoZBs

 

[Wilka]

We've got lovely Knockers we've got lovely knockers la la la la