Song for Knockaert (OGH)

[Pavilionaire]

To the tune of Achy Breaky Heart:

We love Knockaert
Anthony Knockaert
We just don't think you understand
Cos you can't stop Knockaert
Anthony Knockaert
He's the best f* cking winger in the land!

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

To the tune of Achy Breaky Heart:

We love Knockaert
Anthony Knockaert
We just don't think you understand
Cos you can't stop Knockaert
Anthony Knockaert
He's the best f* cking winger in the land!

I like this.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

I had Chris Evans on the radio this morning and he played Joy Division's Love Will Tear Us Apart, a song used extensively by The Barmy Army about Graham Swann,
and I couldnt help but change the words to suit Knocky
So how about:

Knockhaert (or Anthony) Knockhart will tear you apart again.
Repeat
Repeat

Easy to learn, everyone knows the tune, and it cant be sung at 100 mph

 

[OSRGull]

To the tune of Achy Breaky Heart:

We love Knockaert
Anthony Knockaert
We just don't think you understand
Cos you can't stop Knockaert
Anthony Knockaert
He's the best f* cking winger in the land!

A bit of a mouthful that line!

 

[EPSeagull]

A bit of a mouthful that line!

How about this:

We've got Knockaert,
Anthony Knockaert,
I just don't think you understand!
He's Chris Hughton's main man,
He's better than Zidane,
We've got Anthony Knockaert!

 

[Zukey Seagull]

To the tune of Achy Breaky Heart:

We love Knockaert
Anthony Knockaert
We just don't think you understand
Cos you can't stop Knockaert
Anthony Knockaert
He's the best f* cking winger in the land!