[Albion] Song for Karou Mitoma (I need your help)

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mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,923
England
-Crowded House-



Give him freedom within
Give him freedom without
Try to catch him then you may as well give up

There's a battle ahead
Many battles are lost
But you'll never see the next round if you play for Germany

… Hey now, hey now
Karou Mitoma
Hey now, hey now
He's better than
Beckham, Beckham
He's a football genius
We know they won't win
 


Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
16,055
Karou
Karou Karou
Karou Karou
Karou
Karou Mitoma

With apoligies to 2Unlimited, Kurt Nogan and pretty much everyone else :dunce:
 




marlowe

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Dec 13, 2015
4,295
Turning Japanese by the Vapors

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Karou Mitoma
We’re loving Karou Mitoma
We really think so

Repeat original and Mitoma lyrics…
Given that the original song is supposedly about masturbation it would actually work on two levels as it would perfectly describe the orgasmic joy we get watching him play while also serving as a reminder of his ethnicity.
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,348
Don't recall BZ ever having anything more elaborate than Za-MORA! Za-MORA!

Sometimes simple works best.

Altogether now...

Mi-TOMA! Mi-TOMA!
 


jcdenton08

Offended Liver Sausage
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Oct 17, 2008
14,534
Given that the original song is supposedly about masturbation it would actually work on two levels as it would perfectly describe the orgasmic joy we get watching him play while also serving as a reminder of his ethnicity.
  • One of the more misinterpreted songs of all time, word was that "Turning Japanese" refers to the Asian facial features people get at the moment of climax during masturbation. In a VH1 True Spinspecial, they asked The Vapors about this song, and they explained that it is a love song about someone who lost their girlfriend and was going slowly crazy. Lead singer Dave Fenton said: "Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn't expect to." It was inspired by Fenton's relationship problems.

- https://www.songfacts.com/facts/the-vapors/turning-japanese
 








Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Someone's ahead of the game

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Zeberdi

“Vorsprung durch Technik”
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Oct 20, 2022
6,948
Mi-toma, Mi-toma,
Gonna bring it hom-a
Flying up the Left Wing
Mitoma’s gonna make us Sing
‘Mi-toma, Mi-toma
Gonna bring it hom-a!’


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Reagulls

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Jul 22, 2013
774
Ooh my little tricky one, tricky one,
When you gonna run down the line, Mitoma,
Ooh you make another run, another run,
stop it going over the line Mitoma

the tune of my Sharona by the Knack
 






Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012
11,839
Crawley
Something I don't think we're very good at as a fan base is coming up with original songs to well-known tunes that haven't been used for football songs before . Freed from Desire was a great tune to put 'Will Grigg's on fire' to, but it's been done to death now. Last song I think we had to an original tune was Connor Gold(son), always believe in your soul etc. We also had a few trying to start Maupay I'm in Love (Friday I'm in Love), I think, but it never caught on unfortunately. However it shows we're capable at least.

And yes, I'm happy to admit that I haven't ever come up with a suggestion myself.
Bissouma's song was new, currently recycled for Mitoma
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,923
England
-Brian Adams-

Look into my eyes
You will see, what he means to me
He's full of heart, full of soul
He keeps it in and they scored a goal

He's Mitoma, and he's gonna score
He's Mitoma, he's worth dying for
You know it's true (you know it's true)
Everything I do
It's all for Karou
 


Baldseagull

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
11,839
Crawley
  • One of the more misinterpreted songs of all time, word was that "Turning Japanese" refers to the Asian facial features people get at the moment of climax during masturbation. In a VH1 True Spinspecial, they asked The Vapors about this song, and they explained that it is a love song about someone who lost their girlfriend and was going slowly crazy. Lead singer Dave Fenton said: "Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn't expect to." It was inspired by Fenton's relationship problems.

- https://www.songfacts.com/facts/the-vapors/turning-japanese
I heard Pearl Jam on a radio interview say they had named the band after a friends Gran who made nice Jam, complete bollocks of course, and is named similarly to the Loving Spoonful and 10cc, after male human ejaculate.

Turning Japanese is all about angst and youth and turning into an obsessive onanist, if I were him I might want to say it isn't about wanking, it's about his obsession, but part of that obsession is his constant wanking to her picture.
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,267
How about this, from Lola by the Kinks :

Tony Bloom came up and he said to me,

You’re the player that everyone wants to see,

Oh Mitoma!

Ma, ma, ma, Mitoma!

Ma, ma, ma, Mitoma!

Rinse and repeat. :drink:
"He swept past the full-back and he asked me to dance
Then cut inside, I almost came in my pants
Oh Mitoma!
Mi-mi-mi Mitoma
He beat Germany, and then he beat Spain
He runs down the wing, he's the Tokyo Train
Oh Mitoma!
Mi-mi-mi Mitoma"
 






Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
16,055
Posh Spice is a slapper
From here to Timbuktu
When she's shagging Beckham
She's dreaming of Karou
 


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