[Albion] Song for Karou Mitoma (I need your help)

[DanRedman]

To the greatest anthem to be played in a football stadium, Freed From Desire. But I need help finishing off the lyrics

Karou Mitoma
Running down the line
Karou Mitoma
Japan's number 9 (if that number continues...)
Karou Mitoma
(Then something about Brighton...)

I know it's a half-arsed job but that's what NSC if for!

 

[Greg Bobkin]

"Mitoma's on fire
Your defence is terrified"

Repeat times infinity

Job done

 

[Stat Brother]

I'm working on a little ditty around Mozart's The Violin Concerto No. 5, it's gonna be a real crowd pleaser.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

What about Beethoven's Unfini

 

[West Upper Seagull]

"Mitoma's on fire
Your defence is terrified"

Repeat times infinity

Job done

Without wanting to put down the OP, this simply is the one

 

[dazzer6666]

Without wanting to put down the OP, this simply is the one

How are you going to get everyone to switch from the one he’s already got ?

 

[CheeseRolls]

Any chant that includes running down the wing, is not exactly setting the bar high. the assistant linesmen can run down the wing for me, if it means he/she gets the offside calls right.

You know your problem, he keeps the ball in
Mitoma
You know your problem he keeps the ball in
Mitoma
Mitoma
then he's going to make you sorry.

 

[nwgull]

Something I don't think we're very good at as a fan base is coming up with original songs to well-known tunes that haven't been used for football songs before . Freed from Desire was a great tune to put 'Will Grigg's on fire' to, but it's been done to death now. Last song I think we had to an original tune was Connor Gold(son), always believe in your soul etc. We also had a few trying to start Maupay I'm in Love (Friday I'm in Love), I think, but it never caught on unfortunately. However it shows we're capable at least.

And yes, I'm happy to admit that I haven't ever come up with a suggestion myself.

 

[Silverhatch]

Turning Japanese by the Vapors

I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Karou Mitoma
We’re loving Karou Mitoma
We really think so

Repeat original and Mitoma lyrics…

 

[bhafc99]

Oh, when you're big in Japan, tonight
Big in Japan, play tight
Big in Japan, where the Brighton sea's so blue
Big in Japan, alright
He’s playing down our left hand side
Things are easy when you're big in Japan
Oh, when you're big in Japan

 

[el punal]

How about this, from Lola by the Kinks :

Tony Bloom came up and he said to me,

You’re the player that everyone wants to see,

Oh Mitoma!

Ma, ma, ma, Mitoma!

Ma, ma, ma, Mitoma!

Rinse and repeat.

 

[hart's shirt]

"Germany knocked out simply was divine
Albion's Japan gem, he's starting to shine
If Chelsea come in, we should just decline
The goal was fine, ball on the line."

(with apologies to Johnny Cash)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Mitoma's on fire
Your defence is terrified"

Repeat times infinity

Job done

Job not quite done, that's only two-thirds of the perfect haiku. Please allow me to complete it:

Mitoma's on fire
Your defence is terrified
He is not for sale

Now THAT'S job done

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Karou Mitoma
We’re loving Karou Mitoma
We really think so

this by far is outstanding, I’m nicking this and doing it old school, I.e singing it out loud when pissed up hoping it catches on as opposed to getting approval on here.
I also like the idea of TBS one, i‘d sing “He’s Germany’s problem, he keeps the ball in…” although a bit of work is possibly needed on the bit after*

* my opinion only

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

How about this, from Lola by the Kinks :

Tony Bloom came up and he said to me,

You’re the player that everyone wants to see,

Oh Mitoma!

Ma, ma, ma, Mitoma!

Ma, ma, ma, Mitoma!

Rinse and repeat.

This also has massive potential however would probably be sung at 100 miles an hour making it as un recognizable at that Abba song about Caicedo coming from Equador and not being able to hit a barn door

 

[Insel affe]

It's a bit out there but, this sprung into my addled mind this morning....

Kaoru, Kaoru, (then louder) "Mitoma"
I will be your dog, woof woof
Repeat

 

[rool]

Tequila for Bissouma worked because of it's simplicity so in the same vein My Sharona by The Knack could work for Mitoma

 

[Bold Seagull]

Mitoma wooo-oooo-wooo
Mitoma wooo-oooo-wooo
They thought the ball went out
He made them sour krauts

 

[Beanstalk]

If someone started doing the Tequila chant and instead of Bissouma, everyone sang Mitoma that would work...

Almost like we've been doing that since late September?

 

[SUIYHP]

Tequila for Bissouma worked because of it's simplicity so in the same vein My Sharona by The Knack could work for Mitoma

Oh yes he’s a deadly one, deadly one,
He makes Germans cry for fun,
My Mitoma