Song for Jiri

[Ecosse Exile]

Looks like some people are forcing English pronunciation onto his name, which I know is no big deal really -- but if anyone is up for a challenge, his name's pronounced (roughly) as "yir-zhi ska-lark" (J is pronounced like the English Y in Czech, the little "v" above the "r" in "Jiří" changes it to a "rzh" sound, and the accent above the second "a" in "Skalák" lengthens the vowel sound).

Not sure that's gonna work, what tune is it to?

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's always on her back
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of Skalak

#tradition

Now THAT'S what I came to this thread for

 

[T soprano]

ALL ABOARD with THE SKALAK!!!!!!!

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's got a battered crack
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Skalak

 

[Gazwag]

It will be

Jiri Skalak do do do do

Or

One Jiri Skalak there's only one Jirir Skalak

 

[WhingForPresident]

Or to yellow submarine
We all love our Jiri Skalek
Jiri Skalek Jiri Skalek
We all love our Jiri Skalek
Jiri Skalek Jiri Skalek

 

[hans kraay fan club]

It will be

Jiri Skalak do do do do

Or

One Jiri Skalak there's only one Jirir Skalak

or

Jiri, oh Jiri Skalak, runs down the wing for me, etc

 

[Two Professors]

https://youtu.be/Ydd38p2pm9s

This,but preferably the Apache Indian version.Apparently boom shaka laka has something to do with scoring a 'slam dunk' in basketball?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Take That - Back for Good

"I guess now it's time, to try and go up
I feel its time
Got a picture of you beside me, got your boot studs mark still on your coffee cup
Got a fist of pure emotion, got a head of shattered dreams
Gotta get you, gotta get you behind the defence now.

CHORUS
Whatever Chris said, whatever chris did, he really meant it.
We want Skalek, he's good
We want Skalek, We want Skalek, Jiri Skalek is good.

 

[Bold Seagull]

We've got Skalak
Jiri Jiri Skalak
I just don't think you understand
He arrived in a van
He's better than Zidane
We've got Jiri Skalak

(shamelessly stolen from the Hammers Payet song...)

 

[papajaff]

He's one of our own,
He's one of our oooowwnn,
Jiri Skalak,
He's one of our own.

Or maybe not!

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Jiri Jiri that's the fella, scoring for the Albion by the Sea, ee, ee, ee, ee.

to the tune of Gilly gilly ossenffer katzenella bogen by the Sea, ee, ee, ee, ee.

 

[DIFFBROOK]

As someone has stated - it has to be the Undertones Jimmy Jimmy or Jiri Jiri. Simple and can be remembered after several pints.

 

[chesneyhawkes]

One for people with young children, but the theme from Timmy time would be a perfect fit. Although Jiri being a little lamb with a lot to learn may not give him the boost he requires.

 

[footychick]

Should have the word Dalek in it.

 

[Jim D]

Someone said that with his hairstyle he looks like a psycho. Well, Talking Heads had a song about that....

Jiri Skalak, Quesque c'est? dar der dar dar dar der der da da......

I think that scans.

Also think of the T-Shirt opportunities - Jiri looking psycho with Quesque c'est? underneath.

 

[SeafordBHA]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Hey Jiri

Oooooh Aaaaaahhhhh

I wanna knooooowww when you'll score a goal.

Repeat.

 

[Algernon]

(In a timely tribute to Sir Terry Wogan and the goal scoring ability of BHA strikers)

To the tune of Blankety Blank.


Jiri Skalak
Jiri Skalak ak ak
Jiri Skalak
Jiri Skalak ak ak
Jiri Skalak
Jiri Skalak ak....





.....Jiri Skalak

 

[Goldstone1976]

Should have the word Dalek in it.

Posh Spice is a slapper
She does it with a dalek
But when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Jiri Skalak


Sorry...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Jiri / Bowie tribute, innit:

Jiri, Jiri, your hair is a mess
Jiri, Jiri, we couldn't care less
Jiri, Jiri, how could they know?
Skar-lak, I love you so