Song for Jiri

[mickybha]

https://youtu.be/Ydd38p2pm9s

 

[dennis]

Keep it simple

Frankie Valley and the Four Seasons Sherry Baby


Jiri, Jiri Skalak

 

[blue-afro-man]

Skalak skalak skalak skalak skalak.
(As in attack)

 

[SteveTheSeagull]

It's okay doing these song in here but out on the groun is where it really matters. Very rarely do i hear any new songs being sung and if i do they normally disappear after one or two games.

 

[heathgate]

If he actually does prove useful...a chant proposal.....

Jiri
Jiri Skalak
Jiri Skalak
He's our Czech assassin
(Repeat)

....to the tune of 'No Limits'

 

[W.C.]

Jiri?

What can I help you with?

Can you score a goal?

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Jirrrriii
Jiri Skalak alak abak adak for me

 

[Mr Bridger]

 

[Prince Monolulu]

 

[Seagull1989]

A song to this would be excellent and as far as I know no other team sings a song to this tune. Just need some words now and to get it going .

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's always on her back
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of Skalak

#tradition

 

[Jbanged]

Jiri jiri jiri
Can't you see
Sometimes your goals
Hypnotize me

 

[martin tyler]

Jiri
Jiri Jiri
Jiri Jiri
Jiri Jiri skalek to the tune no limit.

Or to yellow submarine
We all love our Jiri Skalek
Jiri Skalek Jiri Skalek
We all love our Jiri Skalek
Jiri Skalek Jiri Skalek

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Jiri
Or to yellow submarine
We all love our Jiri Skalek
Jiri Skalek Jiri Skalek
We all love our Jiri Skalek
Jiri Skalek Jiri Skalek

Anything but this please.

 

[Easy 10]

Or to yellow submarine
We all love our Jiri Skalek
Jiri Skalek Jiri Skalek
We all love our Jiri Skalek
Jiri Skalek Jiri Skalek

That doesn't even scan. You're a full 2 syllables short, that's just completely unbridgeable.

And for that reason, I'm out.

 

[The Kid Frankie]

Always have a chuckle when I read the new song threads. Always the clear image of a dribbling speccy mong sat at their keyboard scrolling through YouTube for a song that fits...

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

Ole Ole Ole Ole Skalek , Skalek (see Vicente)

 

[Marxo]

If he scores a lot we could call him 'Skalaknite'.

 

[Ecosse Exile]

We've got Jiri, Jiri Skalak on our wing, on our wing

The old Stevie Penney song

 

[JetsetJimbo]

Looks like some people are forcing English pronunciation onto his name, which I know is no big deal really -- but if anyone is up for a challenge, his name's pronounced (roughly) as "yir-zhi ska-lark" (J is pronounced like the English Y in Czech, the little "v" above the "r" in "Jiří" changes it to a "rzh" sound, and the accent above the second "a" in "Skalák" lengthens the vowel sound).