[Albion] Song for Deniz (if he turns out to be a goal machine)
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- Aug 7, 2003
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Gabbiano
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It would work if his name was Unlav.
Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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Land down under
[Verse]
Goals against Anderlect in Brussels
Six foot something, full of muscle
I said, "Hey, do you speak-a my language, buck?"
He just smiled and gave me a currywurst sandwich
And he said:
[Chorus]
"I am the man called Deniz Undav
Brighton-bound, don't need no satnav
Can you hear? I'm the best that you have
they better, better run, they better take cover"
Get down
[Verse]
Goals against Anderlect in Brussels
Six foot something, full of muscle
I said, "Hey, do you speak-a my language, buck?"
He just smiled and gave me a currywurst sandwich
And he said:
[Chorus]
"I am the man called Deniz Undav
Brighton-bound, don't need no satnav
Can you hear? I'm the best that you have
they better, better run, they better take cover"
Get down
I'd sing this but can't see the old man getting quite so into this...
His name is Undav,
It's still very long when he folds it in half.
That's two versus, who wants to finish it off?
https://youtu.be/oc4TaKzyyfY
Rosemary Clooney/Jimmy Boyd : lyrics (modified)
Deniz, the menace, he's a bundle of dynamite
Oh, the things he does with the ball at his feet
Will make you shake with fright
(Beware of) Deniz the menace
Oh, you'd better be on your toes
There is bound to be a goal or three no matter where he goes
Their goalie will get nervous
Whenever he's too quiet
They never know what will happen next
Until the ball is in their net
Dennis the menace, though he makes their hair turn gray
When he looks at you with those eyes of blue
He'll steal your heart away
They know they'll get a spanking
They don't know what to think
Cause then he'll go and score a goal which will make all their hearts sink
........
Rosemary Clooney/Jimmy Boyd : lyrics (modified)
Deniz, the menace, he's a bundle of dynamite
Oh, the things he does with the ball at his feet
Will make you shake with fright
(Beware of) Deniz the menace
Oh, you'd better be on your toes
There is bound to be a goal or three no matter where he goes
Their goalie will get nervous
Whenever he's too quiet
They never know what will happen next
Until the ball is in their net
Dennis the menace, though he makes their hair turn gray
When he looks at you with those eyes of blue
He'll steal your heart away
They know they'll get a spanking
They don't know what to think
Cause then he'll go and score a goal which will make all their hearts sink
........
MattBackHome
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 11,876
Genuinely don't know why anyone else bothers posting on these threads. You are and always have been the one true king to rule them all of player songs.
Undav wooo-oooh-woooh woooh
Undav wooo-oooh-woooh woooh
He came from Bel G ium
He went back there straight away
Undav wooo-oooh-woooh woooh
Undav wooo-oooh-woooh woooh
He came from Bel G ium
He went back there straight away
Undav wooo-oooh-woooh woooh
Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
And l thought all Swedes had nice clean minds.
I only come on these song threads for his player songs. One day he's going to call the entire north stand an hour early for choir practice, to learn one of his epics.
- Nov 3, 2015
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Deniz, Deniz, oh in your Brighton blue
Deniz, Deniz, let's see what you can do
Deniz, Deniz, go get a goal or two - ooo - ooo
Oh, when you score, it always feels so nice
And when we win, it seems like paradise
Deniz, Deniz, we're so in love with you - ooo - oo0...
- Oct 17, 2008
- 14,563
These threads are always so lovely. Then inevitably it is the same one of about six possible tunes actually at the match.
It finally took a plastic fan from bloody Ecuador to introduce us to “Voulez Vous”, our first new melody in around 72 years
It finally took a plastic fan from bloody Ecuador to introduce us to “Voulez Vous”, our first new melody in around 72 years