[Albion] Song for Ali J.

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Alireza, Alireza, Reza Reza, Ali Ali ..... (repeat ad infinitum)

To the tune of the Hare Khrisna Mantra

 

[Mellotron]

His name did get the 7 Nation Army treatment a couple of times yesterday. That's probably what it'll end up being.

 

[SeafordBHA]

There was one in the North concourse after the game today

Ali Ali Ali
Oi Oi Oi
Ali
Oi
Ali
Oi
Ali Ali Ali
Oi Oi Oi

Simple yet effective

Surely the Oi Oi Oi could be changed to 'Jah han baksh'

Ali Ali Ali
Jah han Baksh
Ali
J
Ali
J
Ali Ali Ali
Jahanbaksh

Boommmm

 

[seagull 1979]

Iranian men, hallelujah!

Genius

 

[jackanada]

In my mind his name fits "Bread of Heaven" rather well.
Ali Reza
Ali Reza
Ali Reza Jahanbaksh Jahanbaksh
Ali Reza Jahanbaksh

 

[marlowe]

To the tune of Hooray Hooray It's a Holi-Holiday
by Boney M

https://youtu.be/ModISbNyQ8I

(INTRO)
Digge ding ding ding digge digge ding ding
Ali Ali J
Digge ding ding ding digge digge ding ding
Ali Ali J

(VERSE)
There's a place I know where we should go, hey di, hey di, hoh
There's a man who's there, who's got great hair,
hey di, hey di, hoh
He wears the stripes, of blue and white,
hey di, hey di, hoh
Now enjoy the ride coz he's on our side
hey di, hey di, hoh

(CHORUS)
Hooray, hooray, it's Ali Ali J
He scores for fun for everyone, it's Ali Ali J
Hooray, hooray, it's Ali Ali J
Sing his football song, don't get it wrong, Ali Ali J
It's Ali Ali J

(VERSE)
We spent the cash, got Jahanbakhsh
hey di, hey di, hoh
But we gave him stick until his bicycle kick
Hey di, hey di, hoh
With hair like coal and an eye for goal
Hey di, hey di, hoh
He wears a number 16 and a tub of brylcreem
Hey di, hey di, ho

(CHORUS)
Hooray, hooray, it's Ali Ali J
He scores for fun for everyone, it's Ali Ali J
Hooray, hooray, it's Ali Ali J
Sing his football song, don't get it wrong, Ali Ali J
It's Ali Ali J

 

[Me and my Monkey]

To the tune of Hooray Hooray It's a Holi-Holiday
by Boney M

https://youtu.be/ModISbNyQ8I

(INTRO)
Digge ding ding ding digge digge ding ding
Ali Ali J
Digge ding ding ding digge digge ding ding
Ali Ali J

(VERSE)
There's a place I know where we should go, hey di, hey di, hoh
There's a man who's there, who's got great hair,
hey di, hey di, hoh
He wears the stripes, of blue and white,
hey di, hey di, hoh
Now enjoy the ride coz he's on our side
hey di, hey di, hoh

(CHORUS)
Hooray, hooray, it's Ali Ali J
He scores for fun for everyone, it's Ali Ali J
Hooray, hooray, it's Ali Ali J
Sing his football song, don't get it wrong, Ali Ali J
It's Ali Ali J

(VERSE)
We spent the cash, got Jahanbakhsh
hey di, hey di, hoh
But we gave him stick until his bicycle kick
Hey di, hey di, hoh
With hair like coal and an eye for goal
Hey di, hey di, hoh
He wears a number 16 and a tub of brylcreem
Hey di, hey di, ho

(CHORUS)
Hooray, hooray, it's Ali Ali J
He scores for fun for everyone, it's Ali Ali J
Hooray, hooray, it's Ali Ali J
Sing his football song, don't get it wrong, Ali Ali J
It's Ali Ali J

Good grief! Will we have time to organise some choir practise before our next game?

 

[marlowe]

Good grief! Will we have time to organise some choir practise before our next game?

I suppose it could be limited to just the chorus and maybe save the verses for special occasions.

 

[lukapolly]

To the tune of 'Come On Eileen' by Dexy's Midnight Runners:

Come on Ali,
Score a worldie for me,
At this moment,
You're my everything.

Ali Jahanbaksh ta-loo-rye-aye,
Ali Jahanbaksh ta-loo-rye,
Now you have scored,
You are the Lord,
Come on, A-li

 

[Shooting Star]

Ali J AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (like Ali G)

Shouted once by the North Stand, then the East, South and West until everyone gets bored.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Give me a J.....

And so on


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[seaford]

My input:

Alireza, you are the love of my life
Oh Alireza you can shag my wife
Oh Alireza, we're Iranian tooooooooo

 

[Hugo Rune]

To the tune of 'Come On Eileen' by Dexy's Midnight Runners:

Come on Ali,
Score a worldie for me,
At this moment,
You're my everything.

Ali Jahanbaksh ta-loo-rye-aye,
Ali Jahanbaksh ta-loo-rye,
Now you have scored,
You are the Lord,
Come on, A-li

This is the best!

 

[twickers]

Hello Ali J, my old friend
I've come to watch you score again
Because a vision of overhead kicking
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
With a goal from Ali.

 

[Postman Pat]

Sunday Monday Ali J
Tuesday Wednesday Ali J
Thursday Friday Ali J
Saturday Ali J
Scoring all week for you!