Something to brighten up home games - Albion Bingo

[Guinness Boy]

Let's face it, yesterday was pretty dull. What's really needed is a little additional entertainment on the side. Like, say a game. Well fear not, here is your super soaraway, cut out and keep bingo card.

Simply print, cut out and bring along to each remaining home game and tick off as it happens. It has been cunningly designed so that, while much of it will be filled in quickly there are a couple of real outsiders in there. Winner gets a kiss from [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] *



*not guaranteed - or even likely

 

[crasher]

Very good. Though aren't you missing "Laughter as *attendance* is announced, followed by debate about how many are there"

 

[tinycowboy]

Someone looking blankly and miserably straight ahead during Fanzone until tapped on the shoulder and told they're on camera, at which point they break into smiles and start waving their arms around. Or look really embarrassed and say "Oh my God",

 

[Eeyore]

Someone saying "Excuse me" as you are focused on an exciting Albion attack in the 85th minute...

 

[Guinness Boy]

Very good. Though aren't you missing "Laughter as *attendance* is announced, followed by debate about how many are there"

All taking place on 86 minutes as the stadium empties. Drat.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Today's attendance is [insert figure 4k higher than actual attendees here]. We thank you all for coming!"

 

[Stephen Strafford]

Attendance is ticket sales so why do they say attendance ?

 

[lawros left foot]

We used to play a kind of spoof thing in the Goldstone days, towards the end. You all put in a certain amount of money(it was a quid then)at kickoff, and as the game progresses, the money is past from one game player to the next every time the game stops,ie, throw in, corner, free kick etc. The player holding the money when a goal is scored, gets to keep it. If its nil nil at full time, it's double in the next game. I played for a whole season and won once. We originally had it, you only won when we scored, but there wasnt enough goals.

 

[Notters]

Hearing someone refer to Bruno as "Frank".

 

[Igzilla]

We used to play a kind of spoof thing in the Goldstone days, towards the end. You all put in a certain amount of money(it was a quid then)at kickoff, and as the game progresses, the money is past from one game player to the next every time the game stops,ie, throw in, corner, free kick etc. The player holding the money when a goal is scored, gets to keep it. If its nil nil at full time, it's double in the next game. I played for a whole season and won once. We originally had it, you only won when we scored, but there wasnt enough goals.

We used to do the same thing, but just with corners.

 

[Man of Harveys]

A full page photo in the programme of Paul Barber in a sports-casual top purchased in Dukes Lane, next to an interminable article saying nothing new but telling people to stop complaining.