Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
I'm hoping there is one more little dumpling in the pipeline waiting to burst out into our approving hands. Hopefully it's Dack. At first, it was his Benny-Bjorn style hair and beard combo that attracted me. But now it's the thought of having a Duffy, Dunk, Dack 'n' Bong on the team sheet. What a delightfully onomatopoeia sounding set of surnames.
"A Duffy tackle led to a loose ball. The opposition striker was Dunked and the ball Bonged forward to the seventies throwback Brighton attacker who Dacked it home with aplomb'
Commentators dream....Dunk , Dack, Duffy, Dack, gives the ball to Bong