Someone has NICKED my HELMET

[Ernest]

I parked my TRICYCLE outside the CLIFTONVILLE as USUAL this morning and due to being a TARGET for ATTACKS by the LICKERS I bought a HELMET to WARE and left it with my TRIKE.

After my LARGE Full English I returned to my TRIKE and my HELMET was MISSING.

It is a One Industries Gamma Camber with MIPS. Navy / Cyan / Yellow, size medium (57-58cm) and if ANYONE finds it there is a MASSIVE reward.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

NEVER mind that. DID you MEAT your SAUCE, and WATT did they TELL yew?

 

[El Sid]

So you have a medium helmet?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I parked my TRICYCLE outside the CLIFTONVILLE as USUAL this morning and due to being a TARGET for ATTACKS by the LICKERS I bought a HELMET to WARE and left it with my TRIKE.

After my LARGE Full English I returned to my TRIKE and my HELMET was MISSING.

It is a One Industries Gamma Camber with MIPS. Navy / Cyan / Yellow, size medium (57-58cm) and if ANYONE finds it there is a MASSIVE reward.

Is it full FACE? The helmet, that is, not the reward.

 

[Wellesley]

...

 

[Kellie]

You poor boy, that's the second time it happened to you!

I nicked your helmet accidentally last week but my visit to the dentist should have sorted out that problem now.

 

[Normal Rob]

I misread it as 'LICKED'..
always find it difficult to read caps.

 

[seagullsslimjim]

Ernest - maybe Kellie has a helmet that you can get your hands on ?

 

[The Birdman]

You should be carful in Brighton & Hove leaving your Helmet out

 

[El Presidente]

You should be carful in Brighton & Hove leaving your Helmet out

Perhaps ENREST got his diary wrong and thought it was Pride?