Someone GRASSED me UP last night

[skipper734]

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Worst was the COPS wouldn't give me a FULL English when I was BALED

Hope you gave them a PEACE of your MINED, ENREST! A man needs a decent meal after being PULLED up by the FUZZ!

 

[jakarta]

A welcome return to form. 8/10

 

[banjo]

Whoever dobbed you in deserves a medal. Idiots such as yourself that think it is ok to drink and drive deserve to be taken off the road for good.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

This has been on my mind all day, and I feel we should help ENREST out in his hour of need by donating towards his fine.
I have decided to auction my Air Guitar. Its a beautiful Gibson Les Paul, played and signed by Bob Marley, with a lovely tone and in brand new condition.
Opening bids will start at £1000, all the winner has to do is send the winning amount in used tenners in a brown envelope to R Chopper, Plymouth.
Please get your bids in early as you do not want to be disappointed, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

If I receive no bids, I will leave the Air Guitar under Brighton Pier along with the other 20 I own, just help yourself.

 

[jay d]

Let me know next time u take to the roads after a few. Il be sure to send my ex wife to the shops

 

[portslade seagull]

They DIdnT ID YoUR ARs EnRest SUreLy

 

[Lady Whistledown]

#FreeTheBrightonOne #SaveEnrest

 

[The Wookiee]

I can't BELIEVE how LOW some PEOPLE get, I was just leaving GATWICK last night after the Mid Sussex /Surrey ARS awards NIGHT and I'd just DROVE off and the COPS stopped me and done me for DRINK driving.

Unbelievable , I'd only had TEN lager tops and a COUPLE of sherries and some BUSYBODY bird GRASSED me UP. How DESPICABLE and if I FIND out who it IS then I am going get REVENGE.

I'd had a BRILLIANT night there too on the TOP table and I even WON a SAT NAV with LIVE traffic and an 80GB IPOD classic in the RAFFLE.

I guess I will have to SELL them now to pay my FINE so if anyone wants to make me an OFFER you can REACH out to ME.

I heard a rumour that you were arrested for asking somebody for 10p whilst waking up after sleeping off a cliftonville breakfast ?

 

[Bladders]

Whoever dobbed you in deserves a medal. Idiots such as yourself that think it is ok to drink and drive deserve to be taken off the road for good.

This clown has outdone ENREST for funniest post in this thread.

 

[ArfurW8]

As he had TEN lager tops perhaps there could be a clapalong in the tenth minute at the next home game.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

Can someone put a link to the 'original' thread as I can't be ars-ed to search for it. Thanks in advance.

 

[Albion my Albion]

I can't BELIEVE how LOW some PEOPLE get, I was just leaving GATWICK last night after the Mid Sussex /Surrey ARS awards NIGHT and I'd just DROVE off and the COPS stopped me and done me for DRINK driving.

Unbelievable , I'd only had TEN lager tops and a COUPLE of sherries and some BUSYBODY bird GRASSED me UP. How DESPICABLE and if I FIND out who it IS then I am going get REVENGE.

I'd had a BRILLIANT night there too on the TOP table and I even WON a SAT NAV with LIVE traffic and an 80GB IPOD classic in the RAFFLE.

I guess I will have to SELL them now to pay my FINE so if anyone wants to make me an OFFER you can REACH out to ME.

You COULD have offered a RUN through her BLOOMERS. If that didn't FANCY her a JOLLY good time then you could have SHOWED her a sufficient AMOUNT of tenners. Or THAT you just COME from the CAR park in HAYWARDS heath and it took a FEW lager tops to BE able to PERFORM your duty.

 

[dazzer6666]

Whoever dobbed you in deserves a medal. Idiots such as yourself that think it is ok to drink and drive deserve to be taken off the road for good.

Gold

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Whoever dobbed you in deserves a medal. Idiots such as yourself that think it is ok to drink and drive deserve to be taken off the road for good.

Caught by the Master Fisherman

 

[Bombadier Botty]

Caught by the Master Fisherman

Not convinced, as much as I'd like to be, has to be tongue in cheek.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Not convinced, as much as I'd like to be, has to be tongue in cheek.

If it wasn't before it sure as hell will be presented that way now

 

[Honky Tonx]

Not convinced, as much as I'd like to be, has to be tongue in cheek.

Somethings you don't joke about. Spare a thought for those who have lost loved ones due to drunk drivers.