Some GENUINE spread-by-internet celebrity gossip

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

A "top" celebrity has had some sort of operation or medical procedure that he doesn't want anyone to know about. It is so hush-hush, in fact, that his lawyers have gagged the Sun (who it would seem know all about it). By, law, he is only allowed to be referred to as LM. Weird, isn't it?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Which one is which?

 

[Screaming J]

A "top" celebrity has had some sort of operation or medical procedure that he doesn't want anyone to know about. It is so hush-hush, in fact, that his lawyers have gagged the Sun (who it would seem know all about it). By, law, he is only allowed to be referred to as LM. Weird, isn't it?

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Sorry, this is only interesting if we know the type of operation. I mean, ingrowing toenail; yawn. However anything relating to his bodily functions that we can make rude jokes about; that's different!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

How terribly antisocial of him, not wanting the rest of the world be privy to his confidential medical information.

What next, female celebrities refusing to reveal the results of their smear tests? The rich and famous denying the press access to the contents of their latest prostate examinations?

Don't they realise we OWN them?

 

[clapham_gull]

How terribly antisocial of him, not wanting the rest of the world be privy to his confidential medical information.

What next, female celebrities refusing to reveal the results of their smear tests? The rich and famous denying the press access to the contents of their latest prostate examinations?

Don't they realise we OWN them?

So it's a prostate examination then ?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Sorry, this is only interesting if we know the type of operation. I mean, ingrowing toenail; yawn. However anything relating to his bodily functions that we can make rude jokes about; that's different!

You're QUITE RIGHT. It must have been something the Sun wanted to print, so it must have been quite juicy. Or not, as the case may be.

 

[Gully]

...not that one that they do with a swizzle stick then?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

He has been removed, by way of surgery, from the other one?

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Hair Transplant?

 

[Screaming J]

Piles?

 

[Beach Hut]

Syphallis

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Talent implant?

 

[clapham_gull]

Talent implant?

They can't do them yet, only the "talent injection" is avaliable, but it wears off after a couple of series sorry months.

 

[Silent Bob]

Forehead reduction surgery?

 

[Ernest]

Syphallis

Talking of which has yours cleared up yet

 

[clapham_gull]

Talking of which has yours cleared up yet

Beachy tells me is was the same strain as yours.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Entertainment-o-suction? To make their entertainment even lighter than it currently is.

 

[Beach Hut]

Beachy tells me is was the same strain as yours.

Rubbish mine was mild, Ernest had the severe version

 

[Ernest]

Rubbish mine was mild, Ernest had the severe version

Do not BESMIRCH my SPOTLESS reputation or you will have my lawyers to deal with

 

[who me?]

Beachy tells me is was the same strain as yours.

this from CLAP ham gull