Some dos and don'ts help please.

[Triggaaar]

I spent far too long thinking about a smart arse reply to that

Don't get smart with me boy or I'll put you in my book.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Don't get smart with me boy or I'll put you in my book.

Now you're spoiling it

 

[Triggaaar]

Now you're spoiling it

I was just lending you a line.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I was just lending you a line.

Stop, now, or people will think ythis is a bromance