[Politics] So - you are looking for websites about tractors

[Motogull]

Why couldn't the silly old sod just own it?

When you're bang to rights and the writing is on the wall, don't insult everyone.

 

[GT49er]

Erm....no, I was replying to a facetious reply to a call for this political thread to be put in the pit.

"Another politically divisive thread started on the mainboard.

Swiveller you are a Dick, this is a pit thread all day long"

Anyway, yes, seeing that you apparently didn't know, the lad with the tractor rising is a tory.

(And shhhhh! Keep this under your hat, but that's a great deal of the reason for the schadenfreude).

Oh yes, I knew that (and I also noticed that no-one had mentioned he was a ..... sssh ......... MP at all!) And of course, the thread never became politically divisive at all because it contained none of the elements to drag it into the seedy world of politics.


Just good, clean tractor porn ..............................

 

[Winker]

I like looking at tractors with big_tits!

 

[Driver8]

I like looking at tractors with big_tits!

 

[Bold Seagull]

Why couldn't the silly old sod just own it?

When you're bang to rights and the writing is on the wall, don't insult everyone.

Let’s keep it about this MP rather than bringing the PM into it.

 

[jackanada]

Let's give the benefit of the doubt.
Assume that Google was used and safe search was turned off.
Googles learning algorithms will tailor search results. Could be perfectly innocent.

Though that's a serious porn addiction where you've looked at so much scrot almost anything leads to gentlemen's interests.

Or maybe for the wrong onlyfarms account?

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Probably just like watching the tractor boys.

 

[rogersix]

Let's give the benefit of the doubt.
Assume that Google was used and safe search was turned off.
Googles learning algorithms will tailor search results. Could be perfectly innocent.

Though that's a serious porn addiction where you've looked at so much scrot almost anything leads to gentlemen's interests.

Or maybe for the wrong onlyfarms account?

Radio 4 has just said that the chap in question has published photos of himself, proudly sat on his combine, known as a dominator!. So an innocent mix up, I would have thought

 

[zefarelly]

Lamborghini make tractors……… no, seriously!

I know two people who have them!

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Another politically divisive thread started on the mainboard.

Swiveller you are a Dick, this is a pit thread all day long.

A little tip Dougal - if you are going to clutch at straws, make sure they are just small and not far away.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Erm....no, I was replying to a facetious reply to a call for this political thread to be put in the pit.

"Another politically divisive thread started on the mainboard.

Swiveller you are a Dick, this is a pit thread all day long"

Anyway, yes, seeing that you apparently didn't know, the lad with the tractor rising is a tory.

(And shhhhh! Keep this under your hat, but that's a great deal of the reason for the schadenfreude).

Always makes me smile when people try and use my username against me. Nearly always flag shaggers who are unaware of a character from Britain's greatest ever writer.

Anyhoo, got a fair few good responses I was looking for. I was genuinely annoyed I couldn't come up with a decent pun.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Perhaps it has remained as long as it has because nobody has mentioned any political party (until you did)?

Why is everyone trying to turn this into a political thread rather than the request for puns that it actually was? Jesus Christ.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Always makes me smile when people try and use my username against me. Nearly always flag shaggers who are unaware of a character from Britain's greatest ever writer.

Anyhoo, got a fair few good responses I was looking for. I was genuinely annoyed I couldn't come up with a decent pun.

"Flag shaggers"

I have no puns for you, but much in the way Private Eye repurposed "Ungandan Discussions" as a euphemism, may I suggest that porn surfing in public be hitherto known as 'Surfing for Fendt'?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Why is everyone trying to turn this into a political thread rather than the request for puns that it actually was? Jesus Christ.

This. Let's keep the language agricultural

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

New Matt Holland?

TNBA


TTF

 

[usernamed]

Let's go for a sort of caption quiz but without a picture. What searches for tractor related websites accidently take you porn sites. Best answer may find someone who can make use of it.

Normally I am good for a few puns but apart from my "nipples like a Scania wheelnut" crack on the other thread, I am struggling. (Especially as Scania make lorries)

Makes of tractors, if it helps

Massey Ferguson (Maybe Sian and Sir Alex had a tryst)

John Deere

Mahindra and Mahindra

Case IH

Fendt

Claas


So maybe something about bush trimming? Ploughing? Seed drill?

Come on NSC, there must be loads I am missing.

He likes big bolts and he can not lie?

 

[Pevenseagull]

If the disgraced MPs wife leaves him will she send him a John Deere letter?