[Politics] So - you are looking for websites about tractors

[Dick Swiveller]

Let's go for a sort of caption quiz but without a picture. What searches for tractor related websites accidently take you porn sites. Best answer may find someone who can make use of it.

Normally I am good for a few puns but apart from my "nipples like a Scania wheelnut" crack on the other thread, I am struggling. (Especially as Scania make lorries)

Makes of tractors, if it helps

Massey Ferguson (Maybe Sian and Sir Alex had a tryst)

John Deere

Mahindra and Mahindra

Case IH

Fendt

Claas


So maybe something about bush trimming? Ploughing? Seed drill?

Come on NSC, there must be loads I am missing.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Readers Deeres?

 

[Brok]

Corn hub

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Massive Fergusons oohh ahh

 

[Bodian]

Screwing Big Nuts - for when your tractor wheel needs replacing.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Rusty Rims

 

[PTC Gull]

Looking for FILP?…Field I’d Like to Plough

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

The Sex Tractor

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Sowing your seeds
Ploughing your own furrow
PTO for those that like bums
Rusty rims by farmer Giles

 

[The Wookiee]

The Sex Tractor

I’m a fan !

 

[Silverhatch]

Tractor PULLING

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/suffolk-man-sex-with-tractors/

 

[The Clamp]

Tractor, trailer
Combine, bailer
Cultivator
Multivator
Shit-spreader
Plough.


All the machines on a farm. Apropos of nothing.


I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you herpes.

No?

Well I tried.

 

[Algernon]

2 bales 1 crop

 

[BLOCK F]

What atractored you to this website?

 

[redoubtable seagull]

Kubota is tractor porn, for those in the know.

Bukaka is different method for spreading seed.

Easy typo error to make.

 

[bhafc99]

I like my lower field.

 

[Nitram]

Stump grinder tractor could lead you somewhere! Difficult to explain to the wife though. Maybe not the best defence.

 

[The Wookiee]

Maybe his auto correct came up with:

Tranny Actors

 

[World of Sport]

She was only the tractor drivers daughter
But she loved the smell of Benzole